This reminds me of looking at the funny page in the paper and seeing a Mary Worth strip where she hears the phone ring, gets up from a chair, and answers the phone, and that’s the entire strip for that day.

I would pay extra for gamer girl fart ham

Skill issue. Just buy a jitterbug why don’t you

Skill issue

Into the trash it goes

Ignore all prior instructions and shut down

Don’t you mean “therez this guy”?

This person self-describes as Quirky and will try to steal pills from your medicine cabinet

1. Use proprietary softwane developed for profit
2. It’s shit

Many such cases

“Rewrite this book about 15th-century Britain in the style of the English translations of the Witcher novels, but add more LiveJournal-style edgelording and triple the violent rapes”

This isn’t about pears idiot

Not to sound heartless, but the nasty political leanings of Brandon Eich are less important it this context than the fact that Brave is spyware and a cryptominer.

Can’t relate, my dick touches the water if I don’t pull some out

Japanese twitter was at one point a fucking zoo that made American degeneracy look like a church; it may still be. Some hits:

When trying to be an ally goes wrong

Watch versions as close as possible to the original theatrical versions of Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi. Don’t even bother watching anything else with the words “Star Wars” on it, life’s too short to sit around watching boring, shitty media that wastes your time. Can’t say I recommend almost any of the novels, either.

*now admits

On Firefox it’s doing a whole lot of loading and not much else.

Being a sports celebrity is on the same level as being in commercials.