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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Sovcit is waiting for payment.

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Sovcit is waiting for payment.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    That last sentence by the commenter speaks volumes, doesn’t it?

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      We’ve stolen underpants and are stuck at step 2, “???”.

      Surely someone has gotten to step 3.

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world
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      Well, it makes sense if you think about it, logically.

      All the people who have completed the process are too busy driving their new car to their new home to be responding to Facebook messages.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Like how could you believe this is real? Crazy sovcits.

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    “We cannot make contact with anyone who has successfully used our sovcit bullshit to magically acquire a house without paying any money.”

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    The problem is we can’t seem to make contact with anyone who has completed the process.

    I really love this line. It’s just so unthinkable to them that the covcit legal rituals don’t work they never even consider the possibility.

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      They are SO close to getting a revelation…

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    I am convinced that this whole sovcit thing was a joke that was concocted by 4chan and it just got a little out of control.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Well it dates back to the 1970s so no, but I’m sure they’ve made it worse.

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        We had Mongolian basket weaving back in the 70’s.

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    Everyone knows for a fact that humans can fly if they believe hard enough while flapping their arms and jumping from the tallest building in town. The problem is that we can’t seem to make contact with anyone who has completed the process.

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      No, you throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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        Not surprisingly, this is how you orbit a planet. You just need sufficient horizontal velocity such that the planet curves away from you as fast or faster than you fall towards it. So you are falling, and continually missing.

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        Whoops! WHEEEEE-HEHEHEEEEEEE!!!

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    deleted by creator

  • GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I have two questions:

    1. Huh?
    2. What?!
    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Can you find anyone who completed the process lol.

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    Disco Stu is waiting for information from you.

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    The super secret contact: master of special forms, sayer of secret words, user of Balance of Natural.

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    Why did bother taking out a mortgage when I bought my house? I could have just ignored it with some magic paperwork! Sheesh, what a waste of money.! 😁

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    So many forms to fill out, they need to streamline the process like the music industry did and just use a single secret code to pay for everything.

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      Ahahahahaha

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