• SinningStromgald@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Prediction: Mike won’t bring it to the floor for a vote.

    In other news we still don’t know where Mikeys money is since he has lied on all of his financial disclosures. Which should disqualify him from even holding office. But we do know he is a Christofascist piece of shit who shares his porn habits with his son, because that’s totally normal.

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      9 months ago

      In other news we still don’t know where Mikeys money is

      I know which country at least some of it came from.

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Additional prediction: Mike will then begin to download insane amounts of porn out of sheer bordem instead of doing his job; compromising national security by catching all the porn viruses while also subjecting his son to his perversions.