I’m a chaotic neutral myself. It almost, but not quite appalls my wife.
Fuck, this is my kid…
… That’s what he said. Chaotic evil. Aren’t all of them near that age?
Lol pretty much
Warms my heart to see there are still places with old arcade games hanging around. Do kids even want to play stuff like centipede or is it there for the parents??
About always kids. My kids played the hell out of them when they were young there.
Where’s mixed with mayo on the chart?
That might also qualify as lawful evil, but it does really taste good
Where is “putting some fries in your mouth, then squeezing ketchup into your mouth”?
I think that’s the hidden “Chaotic Stupid” option.
Pretty sure you’re supposed to put the ketchup first, then add the fries.
Or a bowl of ketchup and a spoon with fries on top as garnish.
True Neutral gang
Where are the Aussie tomato sauce squeeze packs in this situation?
It’s an additional 1$ coin to include it
Usually it’s about 20c, 30-40c to account for inflation
Should we tell them about HSPs?
Ah yes, otherwise known as the Afterbirth, or the AB for short
A mountain of hot chips, kebab/yiros meat and a basically drowned in various sauces.
Chilli sauce, BBQ sauce, and garlic sauce mmmm
Lawful evil if you ask me
You see the squeeze packs are great because its not pain like the tear open packs. You squeeze the two half’s together and sauce comes out the perforation in the centre. It’s great if you want to get a bit of sauce with every bite.
You sauce, then you bite. And repeat.
The only thing evil about it is the plastic (and the blasphemous and unaustralaian additional cost some takeaway joints tend to charge for the privilege of having them… Grrr condiments should be free no matter what.)
…see?
That’s funny because I’m a CG on other charts as well.
Also hilarious you couldn’t find a picture of ketchup soaked fries but you could find a picture of ketchup in a hand?
Plus man… you can generate the image with AI now days… That’s said my attempts didn’t quite get me the level of soakness or covering I wanted. This is probably the best I think, if you imagine there are fries under the ketchup and not a ketchup bowl with fries placed on the borders:
A new challenger appears
TN unless the fries are shitty, in which case LN.
No ketchup. Only chili.
The eldritch entities beyond time and space: Fries with ice cream
Korea’s kfc be like
I went to a hipster restaurant about a decade ago where they served fries with a shot glass full of chocolate milk shake on the side for dunking. It was really tasty ngl
This has been a thing for decades, via Wendy’s Frosty.
It’s also about as divisive as pineapple on pizza.
Sounds like you have never used a frosty as dunker for fries. Pro move is getting McDonald’s fries with a Wendy’s frosty
Wendy’s fries and a chocolate frosty
Using a ketchup packet to apply on the toothbrush, cover your entire teeth with ketchup, and then eat fries.
Your comment made me physically uncomfortable. How can I delete it?
Excuse me. Chaotic evil is us mayo folk.
Pure evil … drinking ketchup straight from the bottle and chasing it with a few fries
I feel like these alignment jokes are by definition a stretch. There’s always a couple good ones, some OK ones, and some terrible ones. The terrible ones ruin the whole thing for me. It would be better to have a reduced set or find another way to present the good ones I think.
Anger those weirdly elitist hotdog council people by putting it on a hotdog you’re having the fries with