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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前

Every goddamn time

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Every goddamn time

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前
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  • FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
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      Needs more hoodie and random text and numbers being projected onto his face.

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    THIS ACTION IS NOT ALLOWED

    > OVERRIDE

    ACCESS GRANTED

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      No, no, first you need to reroute, to be able to patch it through, and THEN you can override the command sequence in order to exploit parallelisms at the core root interface.

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        Technobabble

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          IDE, Sata, NVMe HDD, with an adequate PSU for the GPU. Stat!

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          No problem, I’ll bitmap it!

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      deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

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    Be sure to wear a hoodie in a dark room so that you can hack faster.

    • MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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      Don’t forget the green font.

      • Anticorp@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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        With blue lettering projected onto your face, even though it doesn’t match what is on the monitor in front of you.

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        and it has to scroll so fast that nobody can read it.

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          But, make sure that if you pause it, it’s part of the Linux kernel source – the most hacker-seeming stuff out there.

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      Weird sunglasses are also important.

  • LoremIpsumGenerator@lemmy.world
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    sudo apt-get update

    *im in!

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      vim

      How do I get out?!

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        -Esc twice

        -:wq

        -:q!

        -kill the process

        -fuck it pull the plug

        -put a bomb in the power station that powers your house

        -have a cosmic ray randomly bitflip vim’s internal logic making it quit

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          ZZ

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          -Good ol’ C-x M-c M-butterfly

      • WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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        journalctl

        I’m in!

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        Our most formidable defense is aliasing ls into vim! No one is getting out of that!

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    Maybe we took it out of context, maybe they mean that they are logged into their own computer 😂

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      Removed by mod

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        I’m the guy who designs those. They pay me the big bucks to make sure a hacker feels at home when violating our Gibson, after all. We’re one big family here.

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      Look, it’s got full disk encryption and I’m very forgetful.

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    FWIW, Little known fact: Matrix 2 used real vuln (SSH CRC32) for trinity power grid hacking scene.

    Even better to know: the scene was completed before the CRC32 vuln was public. So the scene used real 0day vuln…

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      Even better to know: the scene was completed before the CRC32 vuln was public. So the scene used real 0day vuln…

      Source? After some googling, I can only find that this is a 0day in the matrix universe, but not in the real world at the time the scene was made (matrix reloaded is a 2003 movie, vuln was discovered and patched around 2001.)

      https://www.reddit.com/r/hacking/comments/3dx72y/actual_crc32_exploit_used_in_matrix_reloaded/

      https://insecure.org/stf/neiljk.html

      https://www.exploit-db.com/exploits/20617

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    At least in Mr Robot they talk about real stuff

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      Mr. Robot was the best depiction of hacking I can think of. It was fairly realistic while being entertaining too. It shows that anybody who actually wanted to be realistic in a hacking movie could do it, they just choose not to.

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        That’s because actual hacking is actually pretty boring, from an external viewpoint at least.

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    One of the reasons I love WarGames is that it shows the hacker character actually doing his homework to figure out the correct credentials to get into the system.

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      Sneakers is really good about this too. The majority of the movie shows them doing real world research and social engineering.

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        Yup. The fakest thing in that movie is the MacGuffin that can z break RSA encryption.

        …Also maybe a bunch of hackers stealing a ton of govt funds, donating it to greenpeace and the NSA not immediately busting heads.

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          Hey man, the dude just wanted a Winnebago. Is that really too much to ask for handing such power over to the government?

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        Yeah, the “magic device” they discover that makes encryption obsolete is unrealistic, as is the way it “decrypts” what shows up on their screens. But, the rest of it is really realistic, down to probing individual leads of a chip to see what kinds of signals they emit.

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      For how much fun NCIS was to watch it also was such a groan whenever the “code” sequences came up

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        Need to look busy at work? Ping -i.2 <your IP address> will repeatedly ping your own router. Tell your boss it’s running a diagnostic or something.

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        One man’s Linux is another man’s OS/2!

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    Hackers Porn-Actors

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    me when i connect to an ssh server

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    What about DJ Qualls in “The Core”?

    While being interrogated in his introduction sequence, he casually folds an aluminum chewing gum wrapper, puts it to his lips and kinda whistles with it for a second, while holding a cell phone in front of his mouth. After this little public display of phreaking, he hands the cell phone over to the hero and says “Here… now you can call anywhere free for life with it”.

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    The main reason I never got into Slow Horses was its utterly ridiculous stereotype of the “computer boffin”. It was so cack-handed it was almost hard to believe.

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    except lex. she took forever to get in and reactivate the door locks.

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    https://github.com/dustinkirkland/hollywood

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