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Just to make it clear, to anyone who may be in doubt… Ussage does not affect the way your “sandwich” looks.
Not true at all. A vagina looks way different when you’re having vaginal sex.
True enough, it’ll definitely be distended and have signs of visible arousal during the moments that someone is having vaginal intercourse. No long-term changes after arousal does down, tho.
after arousal dies down
What is this mythical post-arousal phase you’re talking about. I’m horny 24/7.
I am too, but we’re talking about vaginas so I didn’t think it was relevant :p
Correct but only during sex. Returns to normal after use. Not like this picture suggest that the more sex you have the more of an outie you get
Not only that, but every 7 year all your cells in your body are replaced.
So if you don’t have sex for 7 years, you are back to being a virgin.
Ah yes, obviously this is true. I’ve had to circumcise myself every 7 years as a result. Fortunately foreskins are useful for witchcraft, so it’s kind of like a side hustle.
Ah yes, the loophole of Theseus.
That’s actually not true, there are quite a lot of cells in our bodies which are never replaced such as the lenses, cones, and rods in our eyes, egg cells, neurons, the hairs that detect sound in our ears, our heart muscles, among many others. The ones that do get replaced vary greatly in how long that takes or how often it happens.
Prove it
They’re saying during sex which yes there are physical changes to the presentation that occur when aroused. Not this bullshit sandwich effect for sure but still, they’re not wrong it’s just a really weird point.
The person you’re replying to is named Send me photos. I think they were just trying to get some noods.
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I see that, but I responded because the person above sendmephotos was negative and it kinda bothered me.
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Pretty close, yeah.
Does your dick get longer every time you fuck?
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Well it does not look like that because you haven’t used it.it could as well have look any other way
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As far as I know, the way it looks down there is entirely genetic. With the exception of maybe popping out a child and having an episiotomy or some such. Like men with differing penis sizes, not all vaginas are made the same.
My thoughts are- literally no one’s pussy looks like sandwiches with lunch meat in them. They look like a pussy, they grow and change with your body just like every single part of your body. All pussy is beautiful, regardless of what it looks like, so why the absolute fuck are you so concerned with comparing yours to anyone else’s?
Edit: and the fact that apparently you and your partner’s sex life is non-existent except to force new people to exist in this toxic sounding life of yours is really not the flex you think it is…
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find it hard to believe that a newborn baby girl could have an overflowing-roast beef-looking vulva like that photo up there on the left.
Yes, newborn babies have not yet gone through puberty, where hormones cause quite a bit of growth and change in our reproductive organs, so you are correct that you should not expect such large labia on a newborn baby.
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Yep!
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You should do your own research before doubting what others tell you to be true. Especially when you are outnumbered
Have you ever touched a woman in your life?
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Then you should know your own physiology. Vaginas relax with age, not use.
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The size of labia would stay the same, the muscles inside would change but not in regards to number of partners but how much exercise the muscles would get.
The virgin are much less in the risk of pregnancy, which carries the danger of rips and tear in the area at child birth
Test out this theory on your ass, I recommend Astroglide.
Why does it seem like they all have weird obsessions with their own children’s genitalia?
Because they’re paedophiles
This is the correct answer
Every accusation is projection…
Or based on evidence https://www.newsweek.com/republicans-democrats-sexual-misconduct-trump-715837
Every accusation?
So, you too?
this is only true when coming from the right. sorry, I don’t write the facts, I just know them.
Hey, that’s not entirely true!
They also have weird obsessions with other children’s genitalia. (See: gender neutral bathrooms in schools snd outrage over kids playing other gender roles in school theatre.)
We don’t know how old the daughter is. I do agree though.
At which age is it appropriate to talk about your daughters vagina in public?
I can’t think of any
I’m not saying it’s appropriate.
Sir, I think you spend too much time thinking about your daughters vagina
*looking at your daughter’s vagina.
Vagina inspection day (Tuesdays)
A new meaning to “see you next Tuesday”!
Same with Taco Tuesday
WTF is wrong with those perverts?
It’s a shitpost.
It’s a shitpost.
Not sure if hungry or horny.
But, serious question, isn’t it time to call CPS?
Seems like dad here is regularly checking his daughters’ vaginas. Seems like a problem.
Can confirm, that’s a problem.
Source: I don’t even have daughters, and even I know that’s a problem.
What if he’s a gynecologist?
He should take them to another one cause thats still weird
There’re quite a few faithful for him to make friends with in prison.
Espacially because he doesn’t know anything about labia.
This is c/badwomensanatomy gold
It’s been posted in the Reddit equivalent quite some times even before I left.
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“I fucked her so good it caused her labia to grow. Then, the hooker gave me my money back. True story, bro.”
Legen, wait for it: dary!
I hope their daughter does not see this post and develop body dismorphia.
Or other women who see this. Both are normal variations. Although I wouldn’t recommend sticking it between some buns.
Republicans obsessed with their daughters vaginas.
It’s so gross and weird. Also this makes no sense.
Mine looks more like the one on the right, and I’ve been around the block more times than I can count… it’s just physiology, sex parts look different for us all. Just like every dick I’ve seen in person looks a bit different from the one before. Some are longer, shorter, wider, bent to the right or left, different shades, some even have cute lil moles on them, some hairier higher on the shaft than others. We’re just different and that’s fun!
This is wrong on so many levels: body shaming, incest, “slut” shaming, describing how his own child’s reproductive bits look like, just… ugh
TIL the labia is fucked out of the woman. Science is fascinating.
He’s saying his daughters are cheap and next to nothing compared to Taylor Swift’s vagina, which is an incredibly weird thing to say.
“You know how when you buy a ham sandwich, you’re usually buying it primarily for the ham? My daughters are represented by the sandwich on the right. Taylor Swift’s genitalia is represented by the one on the left. I think I’ve made my point. Praise the Lord!”
If I’m eating a ham sandwich, I’m eating the one with the most ham in it.
Although that looks like some watery reformed lowest price shit ham.
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I’m no expert on Taylor Swift…but hasn’t she always been particularly picky on the people she’s dated?
I know why they’re going immediately to the “she’s obviously a whore” trope, but it’s not even fucking true!
She has to be picky, because she pegs exclusively.
This argument is so tired and cringe lol, there’s no difference between fucking many guys and fucking the same guy many times.
I think what he’s saying is that his dick is so small that when he rapes his daughters for Jesus he doesn’t do much physical damage, it’s just purely mental and emotional trauma.
Wow that’s dark. Who hurt you?
GOP. Most are predators
God damn lmao. I think the joke is that women who sleep around are loose…not that he rapes his daughters 💀
I’m pretty sure homie wasn’t being deadass. He’s calling Dad of the Year sussy for obsessing over his daughters’ vaginas and how much sex he wants them to have with other men in the name of keeping their vaginas aesthetically pleasing to his eyes.
Are you perhaps on the spectrum? Taking jokes literally is something that tends to happen (not trying to be rude. I am autistic, and I do it often).
I think this person made a joke of the joke. Neurotypicals miss jokes often too. I have a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor and a lot of the time my weird jokes don’t land. I also have a young daughter who may be on the spectrum. She’s my little clone and so I’m reviewing a lot of my own eccentricities through a new lens. (All of this is a serious reply)
There I go, doing it again.
deadass sussy, exactly
That’s how we know this guy reads a lot of New Testament, Jesus famously talked about this kind of stuff all the time.
Ham Sandwich passage 41:32 sayeth…
Yeah the whole of chapters 36-41 is basically all talking to His followers about their daughters’ vaginas. I’m surprised it’s not more well-known.
Like, I understand the sexism, that’s the point of being conservative, but what the fuck does Christianity have to do with it?
I understand, intellectually, that these people are just fundamentally, willfully ignorant about pretty much everything but they always surprise me anyways.
