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minus-squarehypnicjerk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·7 months agothis can’t be right. i have it on good authority that every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes. and since time is space…
minus-squarekryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-27 months agoI think you’ll also find that the rains in Africa are blessed, so it’s reasonable to assume that these residual divine energies could warp spacetime.
minus-squareDefault_Defect@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoTogether, we can stop this.
minus-squarexX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoFor only pennies a day we can stop time in Africa.
minus-squaredon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down3·7 months ago every 60 seconds … a minute passes wtf lol check it out this idiot lmao
minus-squaredrolexlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 months agoGet a load of that guy who never heard about the metric system smh 60 seconds = 6*10 seconds = 6 metres = 18 yards = 1 minute (time I take to run this distance) Educate yourself
this can’t be right. i have it on good authority that every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes. and since time is space…
I think you’ll also find that the rains in Africa are blessed, so it’s reasonable to assume that these residual divine energies could warp spacetime.
Together, we can stop this.
For only pennies a day we can stop time in Africa.
wtf lol check it out this idiot lmao
Get a load of that guy who never heard about the metric system smh
60 seconds = 6*10 seconds = 6 metres = 18 yards = 1 minute (time I take to run this distance)
Educate yourself