I have a hose hooked up at the front of the house for the next time the Mormons show up with specific details about my family.
But id make cookies if ever a mini pride parade visited my doorstep.I’m a straight cis het dude. I have never felt oppressed by gay homies. Like how hard is it just not give a fuck?
how hard is it just not give a fuck?
See, that’s why it’s so hard for homophobes to be around gay people. They want to give a fuck, but they can’t handle their own social stigma so they want it outlawed to remove the temptation.
Like how hard is it just not give a fuck?
OMG you said how hard you are why do you want to fuck me you fag!?
I’m confused and horny. Only if you’re down though. Consent is King.
I’m also horny and confused and my DMs are consensually open
😬 Confusion and consent are a tricky combination
I have straight aura, and I 've been in a lot of queer spaces where people think i was the token straight, no one never tried to convert me.
But that one time the charity i was working for found a partnership with a local catholic church, suddenly i have to explain over and over why i don’t need religion in my life.
Ask them about all of the lawsuits involving priests.
I have a cynical scientific aura from before 2000 that thinks talking about auras is fucking stupid. I hope it’s contagious, or that every time you say “aura” unironically a fly finds its way in your mouth.
The majority of our thinking is subconscious and sometimes we use metaphors to explain how it communicates to our conscious.
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It’s all just engagement bait.
Even responding to them boosts the bigot. It’s what they want.
“Dont feed the trolls” doesn’t seem to be registering anymore, though. People simply cannot help themselves and jump in, and the platforms are juicing it instead of moderating it because it’s so (at least in the short term) profitable.
I’ve had Mormons come to the door as well so by the Pentagon’s current definition, that would be 2 religions that go door to door trying to indoctrinate you.
I wish more folks used the word: dipshit. It’s in my daily vocabulary, but I rarely hear it from anyone else.
I’ll do my best, dipshit. ☺️🫶🏻
Dipshit? Did you call moi a dipshit?
Thank you, dipshit
Why don’t you two dipshits kiss?
You ever notice that the people who talk about “shoving guy shit down mycthroat” are usually te most racist and misogynistic ones? The whole thing is because theyre afraid of being treated like they treat women and other minorities.
Nah, its just classic repression through homophobia. The concept of things being shoved down their throats secretly titilates them.
Excuse me sir, are you familiar with cock?
Yes, but do come in.
Quite thoroughly, yes
fist bump
Good evening, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, cock?
Our Gaylord.
Can’t decide if that’s David Mitchell or Benny Andersson.
Pretty sure there’s a chin under that beard, so David Mitchell’s out. Must be Benny I guess!
Apparently it’s Robert Redford, a brief scene from this movie
Our daddy in Grindr, swallowed be your cock, your manhood come
Reeeeaach, Arrrouund.
Would a gay person knock on the back door to try and convert you?
I hope he would
“omg rainbows, how awful!” - jerks with zero self awareness who are oh so mad that other human beings being celebrated
i don’t care for sports but i don’t get crazy upset they’re shoved down my throat at every turn because that’s someone else’s fun
I do. My city’s downtown center is being shut down during Mrs. Noodle’s next chemo appointment because FIFA. Fuck that. Fuck sports. Fuck off with your stupid fucking balls.
I’m so sorry, I’m very thankful that’s not here
It’s not like they constantly force their opinions down everyone’s throats.
i don’t think that’s entirely true. when you go on instagram today it’s basically impossible to not be told that toxic masculinity is ruining society and we need an anti-masculine movement as a solution to it. it does very much push this down people’s throats.
That’s your algorithm. If I go on there it’s all cosplay and subtle OF pimping.
I’ve literally never seen that once. Maybe the algorithm thinks it’s something you need to see?
You do know that instagram specifically tailors the content it shows to your interactions patterns? It adjust to trigger exactly what catches your attention. What you see is not what everyone else necessarily sees.
Honestly that’s called your search patterns and everything that you’re actually doing. Because when I go on Instagram I don’t see any of that stuff. It’s what you’re searching for what you’re looking at and it’s the algorithm doing its job.
Maybe delete Instagram and don’t be a shitwagon.
Well, right off the top, that’s a feminism thing, not an LGBTQ thing.
yeah ok … still, i think it’s relevant to the post. the post talks about today’s movements that try to convert people by shoving it down their throat, claiming that only christians do that. so it’s relevant.
Let’s see…“religion”, “door to door”… I can with confidence say that feminism is not a religion, and they don’t go door-to-door trying to convert people.
when you go on instagram today it’s basically impossible to not be told that toxic masculinity is ruining society and we need an anti-masculine movement as a solution to it. it does very much push this down people’s throats.
don’t be such a bitch bro. take out your tampon and cry about it somewhere else, pussy.
Well not Christians in general but a specific sect is known for doing this.
Mormons, JW. I get shit in my mailbox from random churches at least twice a week. I see way more SuperJesus shirts and sweatshirts and hoodies out in public than anything with rainbows on it.
It’s mostly virtue signaling anyway, making sure that everyone knows which group they’re in and if you’re not in, you’re out.
They have a persecution fetish. Not complex, fetish.
