I do. My city’s downtown center is being shut down during Mrs. Noodle’s next chemo appointment because FIFA. Fuck that. Fuck sports. Fuck off with your stupid fucking balls.
Every four fucking years I have to hear non stop about how we won it once and this year it’s “coming home”.
Fuck all the way off. Seriously, just pick a direction and fuck off. Keep fucking off until you get to a fence with a sign that says: “You cannot fuck off past this point.”.Right there, I want you to dream the impossible dream, climb that fence, and fuck off into the sunset, further than anyone has ever fucked off before.
What about, every single football match? Every single one. People go out into the streets with their cars, honking and screaming while waving flags in the evenings whenever an even slightly major match happens. It’s all you hear for the next week or two. Some take it a step further and start shooting guns around! Its also quite great for politicians because whenever a major controversy happens another fucking match happens and everyone forgets about everything. Fuck sports. Fuck your fun. Its fine if you’re a dipshit sportsbrained maniac, just dont do it in front of me.
“omg rainbows, how awful!” - jerks with zero self awareness who are oh so mad that other human beings being celebrated
i don’t care for sports but i don’t get crazy upset they’re shoved down my throat at every turn because that’s someone else’s fun
I do. My city’s downtown center is being shut down during Mrs. Noodle’s next chemo appointment because FIFA. Fuck that. Fuck sports. Fuck off with your stupid fucking balls.
With you 100%.
Every four fucking years I have to hear non stop about how we won it once and this year it’s “coming home”.
Fuck all the way off. Seriously, just pick a direction and fuck off. Keep fucking off until you get to a fence with a sign that says: “You cannot fuck off past this point.”.Right there, I want you to dream the impossible dream, climb that fence, and fuck off into the sunset, further than anyone has ever fucked off before.
What about, every single football match? Every single one. People go out into the streets with their cars, honking and screaming while waving flags in the evenings whenever an even slightly major match happens. It’s all you hear for the next week or two. Some take it a step further and start shooting guns around! Its also quite great for politicians because whenever a major controversy happens another fucking match happens and everyone forgets about everything. Fuck sports. Fuck your fun. Its fine if you’re a dipshit sportsbrained maniac, just dont do it in front of me.
I’m so sorry, I’m very thankful that’s not here