• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldM
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    I feel like a real plumber would look at this, and just say “Now what the hell have you got going on HERE??? NO NO NO NO NO!!! This is all wrong! Copper pipes aren’t meant to be an asthetic! Why are there so many stupidly designed pipes??? And what the hell are you doing to that wrench??? Nooooo, none of this adds up! This isn’t real! This has to be a simulation! I’m living in a simulation! A poorly made simulation!”

    Then he takes out a gun to kill himself, but it morphs into several tangled copper pipes vaguely resembling a gun and shoots out water.

    “THATS NOT HOW PIPES WORK!!! IT’S NOT EVEN CONNECTED TO ANYTHING!!! WHERE’S THE WATER SOURCE???”

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      Real plumber:

      “This needs more copper pipes, I charge by the hour and for materials and oh boy are both of those expensive.”

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        “This needs more copper pipes, I charge by the hour and for materials and oh boy are both of those expensive.”

        Please don’t give them any ideas

    • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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      I feel like a real plumber would look at this, and just say “Now what the hell have you got going on HERE??? NO NO NO NO NO!!! This is all wrong!

      To be fair, a real plumber says that every time they enter a bathroom to start a job.

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        To be fair…

        Electricians are worse. They will loudly complain that whoever the prior work did a terrible job, and it doesn’t pass code. Even if they were the elec-chicken that did it. I swear it’s a legal requirement.

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      Was going to mention how my company did a stupid powerpoint slide and filled it with computer generated graphics, and it struck me that the only thing I remember from this presentation is how dumb the graphics were.

      You had these melty corporate “people” working on laptops with screens on the wrong side, and that’s all I remember; how fucking ugly and shitty it all looked, and how annoyed I was at the waste of time. I don’t recall the subject matter at all.

      It felt like, if they can’t be bothered to put together a proper presentation, and instead just fill it with ugly computer generated bullshit, then why should I put effort into taking that in? My take-away from the entire thing is that I miss clip art. Which is funny because clip art makes everything shit.

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    Does anyone have the phone number for this company? I was hoping to find someone to install a sink in my driveway.

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    What they can’t even use the good image generators? They gotta use this GPT3 bullshit with the pipes all nonsensical?

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    Their disgusting over use of AI shows that they don’t respect human workers anyway; even many of the current republican voters will understand this, and jump ship.

    Their overuse of AI imagery shows that they believe in post truth leadership. Trump posted a fucking picture of himself walking with a star wars aliens and passed it off as real.

    Then the official disclosure (also lies) described that species as being like 4 feet tall, rather than taller than Trump, showing he has no attention to detail and doesn’t even read his own memos.

    Can someone actually fucking deal with this deranged despot? The most expensive thing we can do to the Zionist regime in Israel is force them to buy another president. Get Trump out of the oval office.

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      If you just pull a sink from a photo or stock photo, you have to Photoshop it. That takes skill.

      Also, putting slip on social media will always get you attention.

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    Can’t even get the flag right.

    when the flag patch is worn on the right sleeve, it appears reversed so that the blue union (the stars) faces forward.

    What the fuck kinda tool is she supposedly using?

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    The pipes and tools are crazy, but I also think we’ve got some sort of half-hover van in the back? I swear there’s a wheel missing, and I don’t think the frame is square / straight / structurally sound.