That’s a chonky leopard, so much chonk
“I haven’t seen Mexico since I was four,” Ceballos said. “I don’t speak Spanish anymore. If I get deported, it would wreck my life.”
Oh no!.. hahahahahahahaha get fucked your racist piece of shit
the only shame is that it’s happening to this schlub and not the creator of the entire shit show.
The problem is that a 54-year old Kansas mayor is somehow technically not a citizen, after living here for decades.
That makes no sense.
He shouldn’t have voted, and should have known not to, but he didn’t expect this because he’s stuck in a system that’s been screwed up for decades. One that Congress won’t reform precisely to leverage it as a wedge issue like this. And now that debt has come due.
Ceballos also acknowledged that he “probably” voted for Kobach and former president Donald Trump several times because he automatically selects the candidates with an “R” beside their names.
Absolute fucking numpty here.
Doesn’t that make “vote blue, no matter who” an equally dumb thing to do?
Why yes, it’s undoubtedly equally moronic.
Yes. Voting straight ticket is for lazy people who can’t be bothered to look up who their voting for. Or for cult members of either side. Unfortunately many states (like the one I’m in) only allow you to vote for one party in the primaries, when most normal people would want to vote different people for different positions based on their individual policies. We should vote for people, not parties.
Open primaries. Rank-choice voting. Abolish the EC.
Also, a socialist revolution
Closed primaries are so fucking stupid.
The SS went after the original Hitler loyalists first
Night of the long knifes
A little-known fact is that Hitler’s purge of Ernst Roehm and other brownshirts acquired the name “Night of the Long Knives” because Hitler used the phrase (which dates to medieval times) to describe what Roehm allegedly had planned for Hitler in a speech shortly after the event. Hitler never intended his own actions to be called that.
Röhm was also gay
Fascists always projecting.
It is a pretty rad name for something ngl
US already has the Gestapo, now they just need the SS
Bernie won’t die of old age, Trump himself will kill him
Ice is the SA
Okay this is just a me, as a german with autism and history focus, thing, mixed with a pinch of macaber humor. But i always dislike when they are compared to the gestapo. ICE are villains alright, but not SUPER VILLAINS like anything the Nazis produced. The difference: PRESENTATION!!
ICE is rediculouse, just some fat low life looser thughs that a motion-disabled person could outrun
But yes i get why we compare them, brings the point across, both are fascists/nazis and SS is on a waaayy different level.
If ICE is that pathetic, how pathetic will be their attempt at an SS!?
Different note: i HOPE bernie outlives trump. I DO NOT want to witness what trump does when he gets this into his sausage pedo fingers
I don’t know what your news filter is like, but these guys are far from comical. Yes, the first wave to arrive were a bunch of tubby Texans, but now they’re going door to door in gangs of 'roided-up wannabe Rambos with full tactical gear and long guns, busting down doors and storming in like it’s Iraq.
If you dont have a gun and you are outnumbered by a group with guns, ofc they are scary. They arent trained. They dont use tactics. Put them in a combat situation, an ambush, they wouldnt survive at all. The gestapo were trained in combat hand to hand, tech and fire arms. And that properly.
Take their armor and guns away and you once again only have “hubert your friendly neighborhood fascist”
Most of them are clowns, but a number are former military. And even then that’s ignoring some of the real fucked up nazis who live in deep country
Edit: let me put it this way: you say if we took their guns away they would be nothing? Well, go take their guns away.
Whatever dude.
We’re doing fascism but it’s being driven by mostly incompetent shitkids. I guess we should thank our lucky stars they are so incompetent because what happened in germany showed what competent types can do, and that’s not really ‘catching on’ here in parallel to 1935 deutschland. The US is also a country with a longer history of open free discourse than the brief freedoms germans had between the wars.
And finally, although the economy is wretched, we aren’t to the bread-lines and other horrors the depression brought.
We may get there though at this rate. And don’t get it twisted, they aren’t all incompetent fascists, just notably a bunch of incompetent moves. We aren’t out of the woods yet entirely.
Ice is the SA the SS comes later
Yeah they are more SA
I disagree, the early Nazis had plenty of fucked up thugs to confront the communists and whoever else disagreed with them.
Yeah that was the SA, mostly veterans from ww1 that couldnt get a job anymore and got laid of due to the treaty over versailles
You say that as if they don’t manage to still catch plenty of people and their fate afterwards isn’t so great
I see your point, the Nazis were meticulous, organized, disciplined…ICE are ridiculous untrained goons
If you know anything about Germany and the US, it makes sense that Germany would produce fewer, more refined Nazis while the US mass-produces cheap Nazis.
Seeing this would make Donald Pedo Trump have another baby meltdown
Lol
Lmao
Roflmao even.
I prefer a nice ROFL aioli
I read the comments. Its hard to spot but you can just make out the republicans. /s
I know you’re a democrat and thus don’t care about holding dems to account, but don’t think that republicans are equally lawless.
Fuckin ridiculous trash, Dems are the only ones who resign in shame after almost any scandal. Republicans have no shame it’s why they never resign after a scandal, unless they’re caught with a dead girl or a live boy.
Only time Republicans resign is when they see the shit heading for the fan, and they step out of the way to stay out of the spray.
Which is why you see so many Republicans quitting leading up to the midterms.
Not even scandals. the fucking Dean Scream.
or Al Franken.
That’s one fat leopard.
It’s been eating A LOT of faces.
There’s going to come a moment when those leopards are going to be perfectly spherical.
In my humblenopinion that moment has already arrived. They just wear very good corsets
Ozempic for Leopards.
After 50 years on a green card, he never applied for citizenship?!
I guess this question supports the theory that he never knew the difference between the two.
It’s depressing to think someone could be so misinformed.
Apparently he’s been illegally voting the whole time, so it never made a difference to him.
No one ever accused Americans of being smart.
I’m receiving word that according to a lot of people this guy isn’t even an American so he can’t use that excuse.
He wanted to be though.
Does wanting to be American when you’re not make you more stupid? Like… You’re choosing to be American. That must come with some low level of mental intelligence…
It’s wild, dude is an “illegal immigrant” who came here as a child and ended up mayor of a small town in KS.
He might be proof the American dream is alive and well if he wasn’t facing a bunch of felonies and deportation.
I doubt he had a green card. SS number, driver’s licence, just assuming he has citizenship without asking.
If I get deported, it would wreck my life.
He was all for it when it was wrecking someone else’s life.
He should go to Mexico and get a decent education because the US clearly did not teach him some basic ass fundamentals in civics and general comprehension.
We don’t want him here, thank you!
Somebody has to clean your toilets, right?
The sheer stupidity of this guy. He wants position, image and power, at the expense of (checking notes), people just like him.
He says:
I always loved Trump, this is unfair
That just shows how these idiots think. His opinion on Trump and his legal position regarding citizenship are in fact completely separate. But they don’t see this.
They think along the lines of “The state shouldn’t punish me, I am on the right side”. That’s the sort of underlying mental model of the world they have. It’s unfathomable.
“If I side with the bullies, I cannot be bullied.”
Us vs them. Nothing else computes for them. Your actions don’t matter.
History will remember these people in the same way it remembers those that tried to justify the slave trade.
They’re completely unable to separate desire from reality. They want the situation to be x so they believe that it is x. They cannot understand that reality doesn’t necessarily map to their desires. Which makes them considerably less intelligent than squirrels, who understand that, which is why they spend all summer stockpiling food.
I’m starting to wonder if this thinking goes the other way.
Do people like this also feel vulnerable if their candidate isn’t running things? Like, did Obama or Biden feel like a legitimate threat while they were in office?
If someone says “I love trump please save me daddy trump” sometimes it works sadly
Only if they say it while waving a couple million dollars…
i haven’t been to Mexico since i was four. i don’t speak Spanish. this would wreck my life!
awww, yeah? so now that you’re being directly impacted by Trump’s policies they’ve gone too far? could this have been avoided by not supporting a fascist perhaps? hmm…
They think they’re special and they can do anything they want because they’re republican.
What do you MEAN I’m out of the in-group? I was in the in-group.
For those smarter among us, this is why we want laws that apply fairly to everyone.
I don’t want a world where crimes are expected, and you just have to continually manage whose good graces you’re in in order to survive.
You’d think billionaires of the 1990s would agree, but they can 10x their money if they just avoid falling out of windows.
don’t want a world where crimes are expected
Yes, that is one of the Warlords: The Great Filter timelines.
Bold of him to assume they’d send him back to Mexico and not to Sudan or whereverthefuck they’re disappearing people to
He would be best to go back to Mexico on his own right now, or else he’ll probably end up somewhere he doesn’t want to be.
Of course, he’s an idiot so this won’t have occurred to him.
He openly admits that he doesn’t actually know anything about the people he’s voting for, and just votes for anyone who represents the republican party. He doesn’t even know if he actually voted for Trump or not he just “suspects” that he probably did. This probably means he also doesn’t bother to actually pay any attention to any of the policies of the republican party.
He just coasted through life without paying any attention or ever engaging in his brain. He’s the reason that manufacturers had to start putting “don’t drink bleach” warnings on bleach.
So he’s voted in elections…as an alien?
Anyone who isn’t even sure who they voted for for president just 15 months ago should not be holding any political office…
Actually if he did vote for president, he did so illegally.
I don’t know, a lot of people in the US act exactly like him. I feel like you should be quizzed at the polling station with very basic questions about a politician’s publicly announced policies. You know stuff that you would be able to find out with 30 seconds of research on Google. Nothing too taxing.
If you can’t name at least one policy announcement you should be kicked out.
He’s a fucking mayor, how does he not pay attention to policies?
I have colleagues who don’t read emails, so I guess it’s possible.
But given the fact that he appears to be ignorant of fundamental US laws, I have to conclude that he didn’t bother reading any of them.
He’s the reason that manufacturers had to start putting “don’t drink bleach” warnings on bleach.
I don’t think he read the warnings
That’s for snowflakes!
The next plot twist will be he is illeterate and didn’t know for real who he voted for.
How was he supposed to know that ALL THE IMMIGRANTS would include him?!
I do not understand the cult of personality around Donald Trump he’s the least appealing looking human who has ever existed, surely they could have found a more attractive cult leader. Most cults do.
Also how do you manage to get into politics and simultaneously be completely politically inept? You just get a free pass in the US if you just turn up?
That’s what gets me too. America has always been in a weird place where they blindly worship everyone famous. And they treat politics like a sport. So it’s not surprising that some guy rolls around selling them monorails. But i expected that guy to look like george Clooney and the charisma or Vince McMahon or something.
But instead they get ripped off by the dumbest, absolutely vile looking and provably smelling human being i couldn’t even imagine. He looks and acts like someone that a scientist had to invent in a lab. He is the villain from an Austin powers movie.
I’m honestly surprised that some Hollywood action movie actor has never actually become president. I’ve honestly surprised it isn’t Tom Cruise.
You forget about Reagan?
He’s the weak man’s idea of a strong man, and the dumb man’s idea of a smart man.
I think the US is so morally and socially bankrupt that a large percentage of the population basically worships money and by extension the people that have it. So trump being a literal slug man with no humanity but mega rich is a great example of how this works.
