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I’m more curious as to what bologna you eat that doesn’t taste like hotdog.
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Do they taste like beef bologna?
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Yep. Most of the major brands have it if not all.
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Best I can recommend is the Boar’s Head variety. It’s a bit pricier, but if you have a deli near you you can have them give you a sample before you commit.
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Yeah bologna is fucking disgusting.
If you call mortadella hotdogs again I will personally be very mad at you
Leave the tubed meat paste alone!
That’s clearly not mortadella, you philistine.
It isn’t at all. But I know its something that wants to emulate that
Mortadella Philistine
My name is Mortadella Philistine
There’s a million meats I haven’t seen
Just you wait, just you wait…
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I still remember when, as a child, I realized that Oscar Mayer hot dogs are just boiled bologna sticks.
Bologna = mortadella
Oscar Mayer = frankfurter
Sorry that kid was close but it’s not precisely accurate, sorry kid whaaa waaaaah :(
And hamburgers are steaks for people who don’t like to cut their food.
Bologna is just a city in Italy.
I’ll see your Bologna and raise you Hamburg
for flat wursters
Don’t move. An Italian F-35 is approaching your location.
Yeah, an Italian F-35: the plane wouldn’t be able to take off even if the pilot was there instead of being an hour and 40 minutes late at a café
Damn. This is about as eye opening as when I realized American tacos are just reconfigured cheeseburgers.
