🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 10 months agoProbably guzzling water and planning to go for a run in the morningsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1570arrow-down126
arrow-up1544arrow-down1imageProbably guzzling water and planning to go for a run in the morningsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 10 months agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squareJimmycrackcrack@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up22·10 months agoGeez you’re game, you want to go running the morning after? I think if I tried that they’d eventually find my body by following the vomit trail.
minus-squareAstroturfed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·10 months agoDo you not get drunk enough for irrational optimism often? I don’t drink much anymore, but I was fully convinced I would get up and do something like work out, mow the lawns etc many times.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoClosing out the 12 pack: I’m gonna change the world! Next morning: turn off the sun
Geez you’re game, you want to go running the morning after? I think if I tried that they’d eventually find my body by following the vomit trail.
Do you not get drunk enough for irrational optimism often? I don’t drink much anymore, but I was fully convinced I would get up and do something like work out, mow the lawns etc many times.
Closing out the 12 pack: I’m gonna change the world! Next morning: turn off the sun