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Robbing a bank by just working at the bank until retirement so they don’t realize I am taking their money.
I too have seen that k&p sketch
I had an earth science teacher that would let us bring in one 3X5 card of notes for our tests, and I would spend an hour or so transcribing all my notes into small print front and back, then go in and ace the test without ever needing them. Just recopying it all was enough.
It’s an amazing technique because not only does it trick you into studying, it prepares you for the real world where you’ll usually have outside resources available anyway
Well, now in the real world I can just schmooze people to do my work for me, eh just like in college! /s
Daddy will pay them to let me pass
Unironically, that should be cheating. Tests should measure your mastery over the subject of the class, passing the test shouldn’t be the goal
It’s societal collapse type shit
I am failing the test on the subject of this comment for sure.
- Learning is cheating
- The test should measure everything you can learn
- Passing the test shouldn’t matter
- Society is collapsing because people are passing tests
I think the comment is anti memorization
I’m saying the objective (teaching/learning/understanding) has been confused for the metric (test results)
It’s endemic. Nothing else in life works like this. Even now, someone is probably reading this like I’m some midwit thinking “well, how do you rank the students, smart ass?”. And that’s a fucking problem
Breakin the law!
Breakin the law!/air guitar
I never wanted to spend time memorizing so I cheated by trying to figure out the system the exam was about and then creating answers based on that
I’ll do amazing if the professor taught the material. If the test is over book reading, it’s a hit or miss.
Yeah, that’s the flaw in OP’s plan. It’s pretty rare for a class to be completely covered in lecture
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I had a similar approach because my parents didn’t like me doing homework at home instead of more “useful” things, but I never really forgot. So I remember a lot of bs :-)
I saw this gag on an episode of Blossom back in the day - Joey had the same epiphany!
