• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
      7·
      6 hours ago

      There’s a guy on my block with a Subaru with Moron Labe, Occupy Mars, and NASA bumper stickers.

      It’s not relevant. I just think the positioning of stereotypes is funny.

      And no, he definitely doesn’t use it to go off-road, ever.

  • superkret@feddit.orgEnglish
    50·
    11 hours ago

    From the rulebook:

    Every race has a certain number of legs;
    each leg has a certain number of successes required to race on it, determined either by the DM or by randomly generating the track.
    Failing means the lesbian falls behind the racers who successfully navigate that leg.

    Making out with another lesbian works exactly the same way as racing a car.

  • Hegar@fedia.io
    801·
    12 hours ago

    One of the most fun ttrpgs I’ve played was XXXXXtreme Street Luge.

    It’s a game about the underground street luge racing scene. There are no rules for street luging. Every scene takes place in a character’s mom’s basement, after a race. Everyone roasts each other for their street luging.

    You have a stat for how much like dwayne the rock johnson your character is. If you’re actually dwayne the rock johnson IRL, you can max the stat. A rule specifies that.

  • qyron
    15·
    11 hours ago

    This is a board game? What?

    • Kitathalla@lemy.lolEnglish
      23·
      10 hours ago

      There was a trend for a while on /tg/ for creating ‘one-page’ games. The premise and every rule must fit on one standard page. I think my personal favorite was Road Rage Crab Truck Drivers. They were meant to be played quickly, in one night or so, as a break from a traditional campaign that would take many meetings, like D&D or WW games.