The girl telling you to have sex instead of masterbate :3
I swear I’m not Jessica
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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•occult politics ruleEnglish8·16 hours agothere’s probably a dose of explicit nazism in there too
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto egg_irl — Memes about being trans people in denial and other eggy topics@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Egg🚲️🦵️irlEnglish7·16 hours agoI suddenly have the urge to cycle
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto egg_irl — Memes about being trans people in denial and other eggy topics@lemmy.blahaj.zone•egg🐆🦌irlEnglish3·22 hours agoI think the bigger thing is that egg_irl requires a constant influx of new eggs to stay active, which is much easier on the larger platform. This site just ended up with more cracked eggs while providing less visibility for new ones. Corporate social media strategy of hooking new people into content over retaining them serves egg_irl well.
Also, don’t worry as much about being creative or funny; most egg_irl content of the past wasn’t. Most were and are like this:
All it needs to be is true to your own experience
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•Trump voters say president’s tariffs are major red flag for them: new pollEnglish1·22 hours agoand I’d rather those people do something to mitigate this mess than beg for forgiveness
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto Lesbians@lemmy.blahaj.zone•what should i draw with my oc?English1·22 hours agoadorable!
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMto Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•ashlander ingenuityEnglish2·1 day agoI love me some Skyrim based creation engine projects. More so than other Bethesda games, Skyrim’s engine seemed able to handle more complex tech upgrades. You can’t as easily add higher res textures or models to earlier games, while Skyrim could handle them fine. The biggest bugs in that game involved quest scripting pushed too far.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•President Trump says he’s considering ‘taking away’ Rosie O’Donnell’s US citizenshipEnglish3·1 day agoDistract? Targeting a celeb is a distraction, but not from Epstein. It’s a power move saying he plans to strip rights from any enemy, regardless of what the law says. He plans to disappear anyone with his Gestapo, from famous people that cause problems to scapegoats the fascists tell him to.
As evil as his Epstein shit might be, it is a crime of the past that cannot be undone. Conversely, him sending anyone he pleases to deathcamps is an active danger in the present and future.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto Yuri memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•not sure where this is from, but i assume it's yuriEnglish8·1 day agowhy wait? 😁
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMto Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•ashlander ingenuityEnglish6·1 day agoI have hope for it one day, but I’m not unused to playing older games. I’d probably wanna install some performance mods and bug fixes though, as that game has serious technical problems by modern standards. BS like every save corrupting your game making autosave systems impractical have made me hesitant to dive in without doing research first.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•Federal officials say a prominent Georgia Republican was running a $140 million Ponzi schemeEnglish3·1 day agoSteal from wealthy investors ==> actually face consequences.
It’s why Martin Shkreli and Elizabeth Holmes served time. You never get punished for fucking over the powerless, only those with power.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•Analysis: Trump’s mass deportation is backfiring | CNN PoliticsEnglish6·1 day agoWhat pressure? Unless they’re about to take up arms, conservative voters have no way to have their concerns make a difference. Republican politicians have no ability to seriously question Trump, as he’s thoroughly shaped them into an army of yesmen by now. Even if they switched sides to join the Democrats, that party has already shown a complete unwillingness to meaningfully push back against fascism. There’s really not much they can even imagine to do.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•Trump voters say president’s tariffs are major red flag for them: new pollEnglish1·1 day agoI doubt that’ll do any good. Actively volunteering to help communities ravaged by fascism would be far more useful and humbling
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•Trump voters say president’s tariffs are major red flag for them: new pollEnglish3·1 day agoLeading up to the election, they really could not make a single politically wise decision to save their lives. They doubled down on out of touch rich people as their base, and are only tripling down now. Despite left wing politicians doing well while centrists languished, they think that a more feudal future where the poors have died or can’t vote will save them. They’re doing everything they can to prevent left wing opposition from existing so people can only choose politicians who openly don’t represent them.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•Red States, Defying Reality, Are Reclassifying Gas as a “Green” FuelEnglish12·1 day agoThere is no law, only Trump’s will and wealthy interests
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto She-Ra@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Posting shera memes until I come out: day 84English4·1 day agounderstandable
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•This guy is an ambassador now ruleEnglish31·1 day agoit’s just an average SatansMaggotyCumFart comment
probably not
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•picking names rules [OC, no ai]English2·1 day agothat’s an old screenshot, but it still shows your username for me bc of my client
i guess i can see how you see it as sexual, but i really don’t mean it that way. it’s more meant to be gender affirming
what is that like? 🤔