When you’re happy and you know it,
Good soldiers follow orders
right away sir
Each their own or is there some partnership thingy going on? Or weekly rotations?
Or is it one big mandatory circular anus-washing meeting ‘to get to know each other’?
It’s actually Anus Jerry with the butt brush giving you a once over before you leave the restroom
Turns out anus Jerry has been forgetting to wash the communal butt rag
i can’t imagine the last one lmao
🎵 Getting to know you, getting to know all about you. 🎶
🎵 Getting to like you, getting to clean out that butt! 🎶
Do that before you go to work, or you’ll be required to undergo anus inspection day
I hate wiping, I hate toilet paper
born to shit, forced to wipe
So the bathrooms have bidets, right?
Yesnt
“Bidet?” “Bidet to YOU sir!”
I have an intelligence of six I know what I’m doing
Just did
Don’t wash away the shit from the post!
I’m going to upvote and temporarily approve this post.
