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Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It makes you feel good to be nice to others
43·2 days agoGood point. I recently went to see a stand up comedian. And while the rest of the audience was laughing I remained silent. I was focused on what exactly is the meaning of what the comedian was saying.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It makes you feel good to be nice to others
6·2 days agoInteresting that it’s designed that way. From the front does it also give the wearer a moose knuckle?
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It makes you feel good to be nice to others
62·2 days agoPeople that lead miserable empty lives can never grasp that something is just a joke
That hot and sticky cream
Is there anything more beautiful than veins on a erect penis?
Could it be a weird type of training. You eat a tasty candy with the little critters overwhelming your mouth. And suddenly the real thing doesn’t taste so bad.
you have to probe it with your tongue
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The debate that has been going on for a decade
2·14 days agoStopped doing back shots. Most times some would hit the hair and that is forbidden
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The debate that has been going on for a decade
3·14 days agoI used to waste money on dental floss till I discovered pussy pubic hair. Works better and it’s free
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I regret putting up the sign. Getting constant requests to eat pineapples or abstaining for 3 days
2·21 days agoSeveral of my customers are into threesomes. And a few really enough eating out my injected cream pie
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I regret putting up the sign. Getting constant requests to eat pineapples or abstaining for 3 days
3·21 days agoYou forgot to add “for 3 days until I recover”
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Neighbor very proud of her life choices
2·22 days agoSorry I don’t need more competition. Once a week she rides me but her husband always gets her ass
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Neighbor very proud of her life choices
1·22 days agoThe first time you get it in both holes makes it really hard to go back to pussy only
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Wasn't planning on it, but if it will shut him up
5·22 days agoGood point. So few realize that rubbing a few out per day is just what the doctor ordered
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It will probably taste better than usual
3·22 days agoyou are the only one making the crucial point. was she shoving it in her pussy or her ass. Pussy OK. But not eating it if it was in her ass
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When magazines for teens focused on Skin and Hair Care Habits
2·25 days agoInteresting. My GF actually enjoys licking them. Something about the aroma of male sweat that she really likes.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When magazines for teens focused on Skin and Hair Care Habits
4·26 days agoLOL. I never knew this even existed. Proves again that you can sell anything in this country
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Tastes good. And then you find out what it is
25·29 days agoMy take away is pussy juice that she keeps saving and when she has enough volume she just whips it up into a creamy sauce
You should have just done it without asking. And then if they complained go to HR and tell them you identify as a woman