thanks to all my fellow shit posters for the shout out

Nothing beats putting your ankles in someone’s ears

Reminded me of “Driving Miss Daisy”. You are exploited pay wise and have to wear a fucking uniform. Disgusting

Very good. Wonder how many people could identify them in that picture

This short clip of Norm is infamous. Dennis Miller is blown away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhCeYjeDv2A

of course they knew

the constant struggle to live in the present. we will all be dead and forgotten soon, so why bother living in a constant pissed off state of mind when none of it matters anyway

They’re excited

I’ve always been on the East Coast and wonder what it’s like to live in middle America and never see an ocean in person

Pens Land is a great site. If you don’t want to be boring you can buy pens there that have upward angles

Of course whoever wrote out the sign knew.

Also a good idea. Why pay for electric or battery operated tools when you can just add a simple adapter to regular ones

This has to be the best answer

I lived close enough to see the Manhattan skyline everyday. Never paid attention to it. Then I would have the occasional out of town visitor and they were just in awe at the sight of it.

would you like to lick my shoulder?

yep… actually it was table

Well you are correct

No that’s not it

All four participants have had recent STD tests and negative. My question was about issue with the mixing of vagina mucous discharges

“Genie… I wish I had a big fat cock to suck and eat”