“In a surprise vote the DNC has chosen Rich Uncle Moneybags as their new leader! Many are confused as he not only wasn’t in the running, he also is a fictional character. The DNC has responded: We wished to chose someone who properly reflects our values.”
I think Rich Uncle Moneybags is too young to be considered for such an important position in DNC leadership.
Rich Uncle should wait his turn, and the position should really go to Great-Great-Grandpa Moneybags. he’s been in a coma for 20 years but other than that he’s in excellent health and has a vision that will lead the party forward into a new era of fundraising telegrams and victory over the Whig party.
“In a surprise vote the DNC has chosen Rich Uncle Moneybags as their new leader! Many are confused as he not only wasn’t in the running, he also is a fictional character. The DNC has responded: We wished to chose someone who properly reflects our values.”
I think Rich Uncle Moneybags is too young to be considered for such an important position in DNC leadership.
Rich Uncle should wait his turn, and the position should really go to Great-Great-Grandpa Moneybags. he’s been in a coma for 20 years but other than that he’s in excellent health and has a vision that will lead the party forward into a new era of fundraising telegrams and victory over the Whig party.
Yeah I don’t trust these fucks. I didn’t before but I still don’t now.