cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours agoThe Mummy is a masterpiecelemmy.mlimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1342arrow-down13cross-posted to: shitposting@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1339arrow-down1imageThe Mummy is a masterpiecelemmy.mlcm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours agomessage-square21fedilinkcross-posted to: shitposting@lemmy.ml
minus-squarebleistift2linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·14 hours agoNever do something you wouldn’t want to explain to a paramedic.
minus-squarebleistift2linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·13 hours agoYou can have your kink, but make sure you don’t need to call a paramedic. Tying your big toe to your ear using a strapon dildo? Bad. Doing the same thing using a chord with a quick-release you can easily press? Good.
how does one explain that
Never do something you wouldn’t want to explain to a paramedic.
Don’t kink shame. 😉
You can have your kink, but make sure you don’t need to call a paramedic.
Tying your big toe to your ear using a strapon dildo? Bad.
Doing the same thing using a chord with a quick-release you can easily press? Good.