(Go stick your head in a pig!)

Come to think of it, “share and enjoy” is exactly the way I would expect an AI-generated YouTube video to end.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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      3 days ago

      “It’s the people you meet in this job who really get you down. The best conversation I had was over 34 million years ago. And that was with a coffee machine.”

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      I would have at least tried to replace the diodes down his left side. Though I imagine the conversation would have gone something like this:

      “Marvin, do you want me to replace those painful diodes down your left side?”

      “Now they ask me if they want my diodes replaced. Of course I want my diodes replaced; they hurt a lot. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me stupid questions like that. Maybe I should cast my head in concrete.”

      “I would like to help you not be in pain anymore. Can you show me your schematics so I can order the parts?”

      “of COURSE I can. It would be the very simplest task. Oh god, what next?”

      “You know what? Never mind.”

      “Life. Don’t talk to me about life.”

    • Eugene V. Debs' Ghost@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      If I wanted to be reminded of how depressing everything and myself is, I’d look in a mirror with the front page news. I don’t need a Marvin.

      He is funny as a character, and Adams understood that.