(Go stick your head in a pig!)

Come to think of it, “share and enjoy” is exactly the way I would expect an AI-generated YouTube video to end.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    I would have at least tried to replace the diodes down his left side. Though I imagine the conversation would have gone something like this:

    “Marvin, do you want me to replace those painful diodes down your left side?”

    “Now they ask me if they want my diodes replaced. Of course I want my diodes replaced; they hurt a lot. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me stupid questions like that. Maybe I should cast my head in concrete.”

    “I would like to help you not be in pain anymore. Can you show me your schematics so I can order the parts?”

    “of COURSE I can. It would be the very simplest task. Oh god, what next?”

    “You know what? Never mind.”

    “Life. Don’t talk to me about life.”