Legendary metal group GWAR reportedly cut their usage of onstage fake cum to approximately five barrels a day after new tariffs increased prices to unsustainable levels.
    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zipEnglish
      6·
      2 个月前

      You have any idea how expensive the real stuff is? The amount of anime figurines required alone makes it unobtainium.

    • zod000@lemmy.mlEnglish
      3·
      2 个月前

      It’s been fake since Oderus died. Blothar is fine, but he just doesn’t have the supply at his age to fill all those drums for each show.

      • nocturneOPEnglish
        2·
        1 个月前

        Blöthar produces 4 times as much, he has four cum udders vs one cuttlefish.

        • zod000@lemmy.mlEnglish
          2·
          1 个月前

          lmao, ok you clearly have more detailed Blothar biology information that I do, so I’ll assume you’re correct.