• stupidcasey@lemmy.world
    13·
    1 day ago

    Wait…. But we had 50 rapes today and the perpetrator is unknown.

    Unfortunately I couldn’t save everyone.

    • MentalEdge
      27·
      1 day ago

      Not quite.

      It would be like carbon credits, if he stopped one hundred rapes, so he could then do 100 rapes.

      • pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br
        12·
        1 day ago

        I think it’s more like him stopping one hundred rapes, then selling one hundred rape permits.

        … and most of the people he saves are immediately raped after he turns his back.

        • MentalEdge
          3·
          20 hours ago

          Now that I can get behind.

          Who wouldn’t want our superheroes to be rape-neutral! The future is looking good!