There is, they will arrive in 3-5 business centuries.

Wait…. But we had 50 rapes today and the perpetrator is unknown.

Unfortunately I couldn’t save everyone.

What’s on the feet, WHAT’S ON THE FEET?!

That’s Ok, he doesn’t visit the US anymore anyhow, something about us having enough Coal for the entire world.

Na, just say your going to have two CEO’s to work twice as fast but really just give one CEO Twice as much work.

Just preparing for the future

Don’t know what that has to do with the coats, but have you tried not being poor?

USA: What about second Church? We can cut school.

Let’s say 1+1=3.

Sir, I don’t think that’s right.

Let’s just say it is for safety.

But sir I don’t think you understand.

Just do it.

Alright boys you heard him, the bridge can hold 30,000 Lbs.

It’s baffling how fast they fell, since they had a monopoly for ~20 years.

Fun fact a toaster in water probably won’t kill you, I mean it could obviously but it’s more likely that the electricity goes straight to the ground within the toaster, and slowly heat up the water, I wouldn’t try it but interesting nonetheless.

Can’t imagine why they are rare what with the mirror surface announcing their presence to birds.

Math Teacher: You won’t be carrying a calculator with you every where you go.

Me: Umm actually I will.

Math teacher: yeah but in the future Microsoft will force you to log in to use the calculator App, harvest your data and sell it to your insurance company forcing you to pay thousands more.

Me: Oh umm, I’ll be using Android?

Teacher: LOL, Ok.

Me: Ok, I’ll just carry a regular calculator around.

Teacher: Trust me if you don’t want to be a nerd you need to stay inside and do your homework.

One drive legitimately breaks windows, well not usually but only because developers are smart enough not to use it, the A problem with One Drive is that Windows in there infinite wisdom has decided to put default folders directly into One Drive: Desktop, Documents, Pictures, etc, if a developer was to actually use these folders the auto saves, restores and virtual files stored online would absolutely break what ever is stored in there, now this might sound obvious and of course they are only for the end user developers shouldn’t touch it, but that hasn’t always been true, it wasn’t that long ago when the documents folder was used heavily for saves , but more importantly if the user tries to backup other files that contain programs you know those things that are a hassle to reinstall, then they will break programs.

This should last about 5 seconds, Oh well, at least I’ll get another in 10-15 years.

God: now it’s got to be around here somewhere…

(Ring Ring, Ring Ring) God: go for God!

Pray’ey: Oh god! Oh Christ! Why is this happening!? My god it’s horrible!

God: Now calm down, your gonna have to narrow it down, I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Pray’ey: God why have you forsaken us?!

God: Well, without any specifics I can safely say, all things happen for a reason.

Pray’ey: Why have you dropped this giant glass disk on our town?

God: Oh that’s where I put that.

You can’t say fucks sake it’s bullshit.

Slaughter is the best medicine.

I woke up once and I was Br*tish once, I thought I was doomed but then I had a brexit and was normal again.

Oh, good more distro fragmentation that’s exactly what the community needs.