True, if you believe you can survive the border guard shooting at you you don’t need any money at all.
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Unlike the rest in of your entire life, your usually a mess Like so much so I genuinely think you forgot to do your hair today and that is why it is better, you are actively making the situation worse.
Well obviously I do but I’m not a giraffe.
Why would the giraffe have a 6 foot torso?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend.
3·2 days ago*Prevent unseemly bulges
That’s a bug not a feature.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend.
12·2 days agoI mean it is, clothes to wear under your clothes that makes you more indecent while wearing them than not They should be called adult diapers because they only serve to soak up urine and shit stains.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend.
41·2 days agoHow do you generally Gangbang / Masterbate?
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•The FAA Wants To Recruit Gamers For Careers In Air Traffic ControlEnglish
7·2 days agoFrom what I know about the FAA they would probably recruit a squirrel if they could get away with it.
You sayin’ it’s glass???
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History Memes@piefed.social•Some reach it quicker than othersEnglish
22·3 days agoDemocracy is woefully overrated and it’s praise is largely because the dominant victor of WWIII said it was good so everyone had to believe it was good, but the fact of the matter is that it has only lasted ~300 years and has already deteriorated into tyranny.
Britain had ~400 years about as good as ol usa
Rome had at least 1000 years of peace comparable to the USA
And Egypt probably had ~3000 years+ of genuinely good rule for the people (hard to say it was very different than now)
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing.English
2·3 days agoListen man, I just do what the autocorrect tells me to do, if you have an issue take it up with the boss.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing.English
1·3 days agoAnd you trust this to be an actual IQ test not some knock of data stealing site?
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing.English
1·3 days agoSounds right to me
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing.English
12·3 days agoAbove average that has to count for something right?
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Until you remember that the literacy rate is only slightly higher than that and the average person is a sustenance farmer.
You just better be glad this survey almost certainly doesn’t take selection bias into account and these numbers mean literally nothing.
The college kids carrots are growers not showers?
I can’t go back to the ocelots, I owe them transient ether shards, and I’ll never be able to make them back on my own, I’ll just hang out in this life until the heat cools down. and by that I mean The heat death of the universe, I have no plans for after that.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough
1·4 days agoI told you that in confidence!














Interesting.