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    4 months ago

    I can already hear the montage of shocked gasps as each shot is fired.

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      4 months ago

      Slow motion bullet takes about 30 seconds to reach the target during which time we get the inner monologue of every character

      “It’s going to miss! But wait, what’s happening? The bullet is bending in midair!!! Look at his incredible pose! Did he put spin on the bullet!? This must be Free To Play Ojiisan’s legendary hidden technique!”

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        Glances at the sexual track record of olympic villages.

        Haha, yeah. So unrealistic and out of place 😅