arnold schwarze-WINNER

and having a total of 1 braincell

on this point…

I heard from someone in my local area that it’s getting to the point where people don’t even know how to use a mouse and keyboard.

this is the iPad generation…

do other languages have the thing where sentences change meanings depending on what word you emphasize?

“what’s PJ short for?”
“what’s pj SHORT for?”

whack

forced arbitration means you can’t go through the normal court system if you want to sue them, instead resolving it through a private neutral third party.

and before, the waiver meant that you gave up your right to sue them in a class action lawsuit

getting rid of those is a massive W

reasonable response tbh

better yet, the restaurant industry in America. you get mentally tortured while living on 2 cents an hour

yeah sure, happy teams start with jira but they end up as angry and sad teams

religion being a cancer on this world example #9636472614364

PARTIALLY SIDED?

I switched to using tiberius

bit different but not too hard don’t have my code on hand atm but this is how I started with it

    let mut config = Config::new();
    config.host("your_server_name");
    config.database("your_database_name");
    config.authentication(tiberius::AuthMethod::sql_server("your_username", "your_password"));
    config.trust_cert();

    let tcp = TcpStream::connect(config.get_addr()).await?;
    tcp.set_nodelay(true)?;
    
    let mut client = Client::connect(config, tcp.compat_write()).await?;

then I did something along the lines of

fn main() {
        let stream = client.query(&query, &[]).await?;
        let rows = stream.into_first_result().await?;

        let db_data: Vec<MyObject> = rows.into_iter().map(mapping_function_i_made_for_myobject).collect();
}

fn mapping_function_i_made_for_myobject(row: Row) -> MyObject {
    MyObject {
        my_date_field: row.get::<NaiveDateTime, _>("my_date_field").map(|dt| Local.from_local_datetime(&dt).unwrap()),
    }
}

just started out rust and made a massive thing with sqlx only to find out the latest versions don’t have mssql support anymore and the last version that did doesn’t support decoding DateTime<Utc> 😭😭😭

had to rewrite the whole thing again with Tiberius, painful yet educational

certificates fucking destroy everything in my work for an hour once every year because of expiry

I don’t get the appeal of azure because of things like this.

annoying how much they try to push it

I’m putting my latinum on Janeway’s abuse of temporal mechanics. Pretty sure our model of time, or at least the documented displacements, follow pretty closely to the many-worlds interpretation. They could’ve taken as much as they wanted without affecting this world’s past.

There’s no way in hell Voyager had a sustainable routine to last them that long and have them return so… clean…

Janeway has an unlimited supply of torpedos anyway, just beam them onto the ships

it’s almost like they’re pulling it out their asses

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

his version would be 5 hours longer

For Janeway, the temporal prime directive is but a leaf on a concrete road. It is a whisper in a hurricane, drowned out by forces far beyond its control. A candle flickering in a storm, its light dimmed by the chaos around it. It stands as a sandcastle at high tide, soon to be swept away. Like a thread in the vast tapestry of fate, it holds little sway over the grander design. It is but a feather in the wind, to the whims of the Janeway.