Okay, this is petty as hell, and I hate when people do this thing I’m about to do, but I’m a flawed human being, and don’t feel like resisting.

Dude looks even more alien now that he’s pretending to be human looking. The fucking llama (or is it alpaca? I can tell the difference at a glance) looks more human than he does, and shit ton less punchable.

Also, I hate the whole “punchable face” thing, but holy shit, I want to punch that one. Like, the dude makes me irrational with disgust for him, but that smug look on his face turns it into a genuine wish to do him violence.

Even bezos doesn’t make me want to actually punch him.

Like, there’s three people on the planet that I haven’t punched that I would punch given the opportunity, and this fucker is one of them, and it partially comes down to his stupid, smug face in a way the others don’t.

Dude could become a trillionaire off of me if he charged a quarter per punch and gave me enough credit. I’m too fucking poor to pay it all up front, but I would gladly spend the rest of my life punching him right in the face every single day, multiple times a day.

Fuck that guy and his stupid face.