Definitely Glock Ness Monster

  • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 months ago

    I assume these pair with each other? If Glock Ness Monster doesn’t exist, does it win or lose?

    Otherwise, Glockatoo, since Glocktopus probably has shitty aim and Glockadile will have trouble with weapon elevation.

    Glocktopus would be the most fun to watch, though, hands/tenticles-down.

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      2 months ago

      If Glock Ness Monster doesn’t exist, does it win or lose?

      Or is there even a winner?

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        2 months ago

        On this glorious day, we all lose.

        If nonexistance is counted as anything but a loss, it’s the best choice. Glock Ness Monster makes the most modern nuclear subs seem obvious and unsurvivable by comparison.

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          2 months ago

          And I wouldn’t discount the mystery, either