Definitely Glock Ness Monster
Blockatiel
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blocks all attacks
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also blocks porn
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like, all porn
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help
Blockatiel has hurt itself in its confusion.
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Drone warfare is king, birds are drones, glockatoo is best.
Be careful, the Glock Ness monster might turn on you and demand $3.50
I assume these pair with each other? If Glock Ness Monster doesn’t exist, does it win or lose?
Otherwise, Glockatoo, since Glocktopus probably has shitty aim and Glockadile will have trouble with weapon elevation.
Glocktopus would be the most fun to watch, though, hands/tenticles-down.
If Glock Ness Monster doesn’t exist, does it win or lose?
Or is there even a winner?
On this glorious day, we all lose.
If nonexistance is counted as anything but a loss, it’s the best choice. Glock Ness Monster makes the most modern nuclear subs seem obvious and unsurvivable by comparison.
And I wouldn’t discount the mystery, either
We could start some brackets, NCAA-style, but by the time you open your desktop, Glockatoo has murked everyone else.
Glockatoo has the most versatility for comfortable every day carry.
If I’m fighting against it, Glock ness monster. If it’s fighting for me, gloctopus.
I take the pack of Kimber wolves.
