asteriskeverything@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 months agoA faked orgasm is just another kind of participation trophymessage-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1176arrow-down112
arrow-up1164arrow-down1message-squareA faked orgasm is just another kind of participation trophyasteriskeverything@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square27fedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·5 months agoI tried faking an orgasm once. It didn’t work. I’m a guy, and she instantly called my bluff.
minus-squareasteriskeverything@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·edit-25 months agoYou forgot to flex your kegals. Then claim dehydration.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoActually I think it was the poor acting, and the fact that I still had an erection.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agohttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/CByV6BBnT3I/hqdefault.jpg
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoOh, he’s not sneezing in that picture
I tried faking an orgasm once. It didn’t work. I’m a guy, and she instantly called my bluff.
You forgot to flex your kegals. Then claim dehydration.
Actually I think it was the poor acting, and the fact that I still had an erection.
“Make the face, make the noise”
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CByV6BBnT3I/hqdefault.jpg
Bless you, Matt Barry
Oh, he’s not sneezing in that picture
Something’s sneezing. 😉
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