Xatolos@reddthat.com to News@lemmy.world · 6 months agoMicroplastics found in every human testicle in studywww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square124fedilinkarrow-up1589arrow-down110cross-posted to: futurology@futurology.todayworldnews@lemmy.mlscience@beehaw.orgnottheonion@lemmy.worldaboringdystopia@lemmy.worlddangerdust@lemmy.world
arrow-up1579arrow-down1external-linkMicroplastics found in every human testicle in studywww.theguardian.comXatolos@reddthat.com to News@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square124fedilinkcross-posted to: futurology@futurology.todayworldnews@lemmy.mlscience@beehaw.orgnottheonion@lemmy.worldaboringdystopia@lemmy.worlddangerdust@lemmy.world
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down5·6 months agoThey say every, but no one’s checked mine yet.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·6 months agoYou are a heavy sleeper.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down3·6 months agoIs it too much to ask for them to wait until I’m awake until they play with my balls?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down3·6 months agoI just don’t see what I get out of it. Other than microplastics in my balls.
minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·6 months agoHow do you think they get the microplastics in your balls in the first place? Can’t have you knowing.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down3·6 months agoIf I knew, I might have let them put some extra in for good luck!
minus-squareGJdan@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-26 months agoEvery tested testi. Testis of non-testee testi’d are not tested.
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 months agoThey said “every testicle in study.” Yours were not in the study.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoFine. Please urinate into a coffee mug. Someone will be by soon to collect the sample…
They say every, but no one’s checked mine yet.
You are a heavy sleeper.
Is it too much to ask for them to wait until I’m awake until they play with my balls?
Prude
I just don’t see what I get out of it. Other than microplastics in my balls.
How do you think they get the microplastics in your balls in the first place? Can’t have you knowing.
If I knew, I might have let them put some extra in for good luck!
Every tested testi. Testis of non-testee testi’d are not tested.
They said “every testicle in study.”
Yours were not in the study.
Can you prove it?
yes.
As far as you know.
Fine. Please urinate into a coffee mug. Someone will be by soon to collect the sample…
Pee is stored in the balls.