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Since introducing micro-plastics into my diet I have never felt better, I am currently 43.4% plastic. I look forward to my reincarnation as a tesco carrier bag😍
You guys aren’t shooting confetti every time you ejaculate? Dang that must suck
How long until someone gives birth to a human-plastic hybrid?
I remember reading somewhere that microplastics are detectable in newborns now, so I guess technically we’re already there.
Fascinating, but ultimately bollocks
Right?!?
….also, left?
I guess I’ll have to start fucking the plastic bottle recycling machine at the store.
