I haven’t worn my pants that close to my boobs since the 90s.

Explain humans. Checkmate, scientists!

I am, but it’s only because I’m barely coping. Gotta laugh sometimes, since I’m crying the rest.

So, what I’m gathering from this is that he wants to have sex with cattle - but only the ones from the US.

Sounds about right for someone in the Trump circle.

Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.

My brain is somehow hearing the original voice, just…in the Spanish I’m reading. Maybe that’s why it sounds menacing haha

Never before have I heard Spanish in a Scottish accent. My brain just tried it and I’m amused.

Dammit, Timmy, you have fairy godparents; stop praying and start wishing!

Whoops, meant this to be a reply to the CTE comment.

This seems to sum it up; from one of the images in the article:

Wayne Gretzky has faced criticism recently for his ties to Donald Trump. The NHL great has publicly supported the U.S. president and visited him several times in recent months at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Fla.

How appropriate to have posted it here. Are you cleaning up the hole place?

Karoline Leavitt? A lying sack of shit? No way!

Disclaimer: AI image.

More recent news articles say it was an epileptic seizure.

As another US person, I don’t think you have anything for which you should apologize. Everyone, everywhere, should be angry about what the US is doing - internally and externally. I would never think it’s wrong to say “I wish Nazi Germany had imploded before it became WWII and mass murder”; Nazi US is no different.

It’s terrifying to be here but I don’t think anyone should be quiet about how awful this is.

Hugs to you, friend. I hope we all come out of this okay.

I wonder how many people wonder what their local laws are on the use of deadly force in defense of another. After all, someone not in uniform and not identifying themselves seems like they’re just a kidnapper.

Can we mandate he legally change his name to Schmuck Schumer?

You just described the current US administration pretty accurately. It’s appalling, and terrifying, to have thin-skinned toddlers with this much power.

Exactly my thought. For the same reason they’ve been arresting people at the border trying to enter the US instead of just turning them away, I expect they’ll arrest anyone they seem “illegal” trying to exit the country: The prison industrial complex.

They’re going to get rich off of imprisoning people and forcing them into slave labor and internment camps.

I don’t ever want to be married again, but I would definitely volunteer to be her side-piece. I adore her.

Yep. Biden will go down as the second worst president in US history because he paved the way for the worst. It’s a shame, since he did some good things while in office, but you can’t just shake off the shit from the bottom of your shoe when you dove into it face-first.

Thank you for this! I’m in the US and have to buy American for many things, so this is super helpful!