I have “elon musk shirtless” on my search history now, hope you’re happy.

  • @NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world
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    5111 months ago

    I may not care about your search history, but I had to look at a shirtless Elon Musk without so much as a warning, so I think we might be even there.

  • @scarabic@lemmy.world
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    4111 months ago

    I wish they’d just do this. Zuck would beat him. It wouldn’t be murder but at least there would be one photo of Musk all crumpled up, being held down by Zuck. That photo would be gold forever. Please do it, gentlemen.

    • @BassTurd@lemmy.world
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      5611 months ago

      Zuck has been training with world class BJJ instructors for a couple of years now. If the octagon actually happens, weight difference won’t matter, Zuck will murder Musk.

      • Xeelee
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        3511 months ago

        Muskiboi probably thinks he can train for two weeks and then he’ll be Bruce Lee incarnate. Self awareness is not exactly his strong suit.

      • @AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml
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        2211 months ago

        Zuck also seems like a psycho with something to prove. I think he might literally murder musk.

        • @BassTurd@lemmy.world
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          711 months ago

          It would be a viable way to take out the competition. Accidents happens, and there’s plausible deniability if it happens in a setting designed to be physical.

  • @Bonnie_Mae@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1611 months ago

    I support the idea of a cage fight between them, up to a point.

    That point being as soon as we get them in the cage. Then we can weld it shut and forget them both.

  • Dandroid
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    1311 months ago

    I should add to my dating profile that I have the body of a billionaire. I just won’t say which one.

  • amio
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    811 months ago

    Nothing, Zuck’s mommy (or was it Musk’s mommy - one of their mommies anyway) told them they weren’t allowed.

    Frankly I think that’s almost as fun as if the fight had happened.

  • @exapsy@sh.itjust.works
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    611 months ago

    I’ve listened to Lex Fridman’s podcast

    Zuck does BJJ (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu). Elon Musk idk what he does, but he’s clunky.

    BJJ can really block you off of doing anything and Elon Musk is not as much kilos to really get out of the BJJ moves. It’s really powerful if used well and ive got the impression after Zuck has been in BJJ competitions that he’s got some good and consistence experience.

    In any case, Zuck is not as robotic as you think nor as unsocial as you think. He just doesn’t care as much as you guys might think but he’s not that bad at combat/fighting or muscles. He’s an athletic guy from my impression and Elon Musk I think is far from it. Maybe I’m wrong, prove me wrong if I am.

  • Naja Kaouthia
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    411 months ago

    We appreciate your sacrifice in order to bring the world a quality Lrr meme. 🫡

  • @Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml
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    11 months ago

    Both need to get some sun instead of being a creep and spying on people behind there keyboard