Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

  • GuntriggerEnglish
    7·
    2 months ago

    Why does it insist on accompanying dinner with a glass of milk?

    • boredtortoise@lemm.ee
      English
      3·
      2 months ago

      People who drink milk can include:

      • Not Woke Children: Milk is often a staple in children’s diets for its calcium and nutrient content, essential for growth and development.
      • Not Woke Farmers: In rural areas, farmers may drink milk from their own cows or livestock.
      • Not Woke Athletes: Milk is sometimes seen as a source of protein for muscle recovery and growth.
      • Not Woke Health-conscious individuals: Some people drink milk for its calcium and vitamin D content, believing it promotes bone health.
      • Not Woke Movie villains: While not a common trope, some movie villains may be depicted drinking milk in a sinister or unsettling manner, contrasting the innocence associated with milk.
      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        2 months ago
        • Not Woke Movie villains: While not a common trope, some movie villains may be depicted drinking milk in a sinister or unsettling manner, contrasting the innocence associated with milk.

        That happened one time!

        • scutiger@lemmy.worldEnglish
          4·
          2 months ago

          You paint a whole house, and nobody calls you a painter. But you drink one glass of milk…

            • boredtortoise@lemm.ee
              English
              2·
              2 months ago

              You can get a milk marathon going, continue to Inglorious Basterds, V for Vendetta, Get Out, Alien, Leon (kinda) and The Boys series

    • kamihekuEnglish
      41·
      2 months ago

      For getting a contrast b/w dairy and non-dairy

      • GuntriggerEnglish
        3·
        2 months ago

        Well, sure. But Mr. Non-Woke apparently needs cow’s milk in all three meals of the day anyway, so it didn’t need to have milk with dinner specifically.