mmm… delicious fish

Well to be fair, indigenous Americans and Romans weren’t on bad terms at that point, but I somehow don’t think that’s what he meant.

American morality in a nutshell

United Health Care?

Blink twice if you’re locked in a tech billionaire’s basement right now

It’s where the pee is stored

Functionally the same as a virus

But they wouldn’t actually fight. They’d just agree with each other and then jack each other off. No-one wants to see that.

Tampons have no place in me nards

Who washes a towel?

I would be very impressed of any of them were still alive 800 years later

Lucky for who? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Somebody’s been playing with fonts in Word rather than doing the assigned essay

They do both look like they are shitting themselves at the same time, but Hitler doesn’t seem to be taking pleasure in it quite as much.

Would love to see a SWAT team try to raid a wildfire.

I guess there are limited options when it is a frying pan you are jumping out of.

Yeah I hate those guys. Leaving comments to each other and shit.

Would you like a vicodin egg in this trying time? It’s the same price as an egg egg.

Thanks, I’ll field this extremely easy question - By executive order before it was a bipartisan bill supported by every level of government:

In 2020, President Donald Trump proposed a ban of the app as he viewed it as a national security threat. In August, he signed an executive order instructing that ByteDance divest from the app, though the order was blocked by a court injunction in September and was reversed by the Biden administration in 2021.

To me, making sure that everyone agrees with a new policy before it becomes law, and sending it through the proper channels to be debated and then enacted, doesn’t really seem like a dumb thing.

The dumb thing would be to propose a new law, enact it unilaterally, have it revoked because it was enacted unilaterally, then have everyone agree on it anyway when you pass it through the proper channels, then toss it in the trash yourself at literally the first opportunity.

Which part of Trump proposing, implementing and then yesterday delaying the ban was down to Democrat incompetence?