Mmm pantie pickle

Oh stone throwers go on the most wanted list? We on the fast track to protesters getting bulldozed and opened fire on now.

Because lawsuits have been really deterring him so far.

Does your doctor kiss your boo boos? Because I don’t think your doctor is supposed to do that.

Former party chair says he will lead a ‘Doge team’ inspired by Elon Musk and Donald Trump

Right, because that went so well. And who better to decide on what government branches should be cut, than someone who can’t decide if he wants to be in government or not himself?

mmm… delicious fish

Well to be fair, indigenous Americans and Romans weren’t on bad terms at that point, but I somehow don’t think that’s what he meant.

American morality in a nutshell

United Health Care?

Blink twice if you’re locked in a tech billionaire’s basement right now

It’s where the pee is stored

Functionally the same as a virus

But they wouldn’t actually fight. They’d just agree with each other and then jack each other off. No-one wants to see that.

Tampons have no place in me nards

Who washes a towel?

I would be very impressed of any of them were still alive 800 years later

Lucky for who? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Somebody’s been playing with fonts in Word rather than doing the assigned essay

They do both look like they are shitting themselves at the same time, but Hitler doesn’t seem to be taking pleasure in it quite as much.

Would love to see a SWAT team try to raid a wildfire.