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minus-squaresad_detective_manOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up102arrow-down3·edit-22 months agoSorry. I’ve sent a gross human-skinned naked green m&m to Tucker Carlson under this premise though, does that earn me any credit? NSFL Tap for spoiler Seriously NSFL DON’T FUCKIN LOOK
minus-squareChloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up96arrow-down1·2 months ago Seriously NSFL DON’T FUCKIN LOOK this is like, mildly strange at worst come on
minus-squareOlgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoWould it taste like white chocolate or milk chocolate?
minus-squareBerengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoLike pennies with an additional musk.
minus-squaresad_detective_manOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoHey, eyeblech has its own hedonic setpoint. Not everyone out there is inoculated to Rule 34 inflation porn
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.worksBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoInflation porn is childs play. Real men are inoculated to that reverse unbirth vore.
minus-squarePazuzu@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months ago reverse unbirth vore You mean giving birth?
minus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoit’s when the aborted tissue pulls back up into the vagina and reabsorbs
minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agothey just wrote that to make it more likely that you click on it and therefore give it attention :)
minus-squareLostCarcosan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·2 months ago Seriously NSFL DON’T FUCKIN LOOK Sigh unzips
minus-squareShellofbiomatter@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 months agoNot the proudest one, but that wasn’t even hard.
minus-squareOlgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoI have a friend that has a picture quite like that, and he keeps it on his phone to post to the group chat at comedic times. He now has two such pictures.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoWhat a terrible day to have eyes.
minus-squaretecht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 months agohonestly it could be a lot worse
minus-squareEnsign_Crab@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoThe reactions to this tell you who was around when prank URLs were less innocent than a video of Rick Astley.
minus-squareLePoisson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoHello fellow person traumatized by seeing tubgirl at school?! on a shared computer Life’s pretty crazy ain’t it
minus-squareErevanDB@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoThat ain’t NSFL, tbh. Just regular NSFW. Still hilarious, though.
minus-squareRVGamer06@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoMeh, that’s mild by my standards
minus-squaresad_detective_manOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoGetting mixed messages. I think my next 196 post will be a survey 🤔
minus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agosir i’ve gotten worse reviews of my profile pic
minus-squaresad_detective_manOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agobut that’s just a mildly yonic eye
minus-squareSection Ratio General@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoI’m glad she got bottom surgery
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoI’ve been pranked with some cheese grater furry guro. Up your game kith, ya ain’t getting me with that weak shit.
minus-squareteslekova@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoKinda reminds me of a guy I know.
minus-squareSylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoLmfaooo this is so cursed
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoWHERE’D YOU GET THIS PICTURE OF MY MOTHER?
Sorry. I’ve sent a gross human-skinned naked green m&m to Tucker Carlson under this premise though, does that earn me any credit?
NSFL
Tap for spoiler
Seriously NSFL DON’T FUCKIN LOOK
this is like, mildly strange at worst come on
Would
Would it taste like white chocolate or milk chocolate?
Like pennies with an additional musk.
Hey, eyeblech has its own hedonic setpoint. Not everyone out there is inoculated to Rule 34 inflation porn
Inflation porn is childs play. Real men are inoculated to that reverse unbirth vore.
You mean giving birth?
it’s when the aborted tissue pulls back up into the vagina and reabsorbs
they just wrote that to make it more likely that you click on it and therefore give it attention :)
Sigh unzips
Not the proudest one, but that wasn’t even hard.
I have a friend that has a picture quite like that, and he keeps it on his phone to post to the group chat at comedic times.
He now has two such pictures.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I WARNED YOU
honestly it could be a lot worse
Fair
The reactions to this tell you who was around when prank URLs were less innocent than a video of Rick Astley.
Hello fellow person traumatized by seeing tubgirl at school?! on a shared computer
Life’s pretty crazy ain’t it
That ain’t NSFL, tbh. Just regular NSFW. Still hilarious, though.
Meh, that’s mild by my standards
Getting mixed messages. I think my next 196 post will be a survey 🤔
sir i’ve gotten worse reviews of my profile pic
but that’s just a mildly yonic eye
ikr
hehe
I’m glad she got bottom surgery
I’ve been pranked with some cheese grater furry guro. Up your game kith, ya ain’t getting me with that weak shit.
Kinda reminds me of a guy I know.
Lmfaooo this is so cursed
WHERE’D YOU GET THIS PICTURE OF MY MOTHER?