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minus-squarewonderingwandererlinkfedilinkarrow-up67arrow-down5·24 days ago“Wah, I’m the British, and I’m upset about being colonized” that’s what you sound like
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down2·24 days agoI’m american but the romans and french taught them how to do it. And if anyone calls me british ever again there will be consequences
minus-squarewonderingwandererlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down3·23 days agoOh no, an american threatening consequences. What are you going to do, impose tariffs?
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·23 days agoI’ll cry really hard and make you feel bad because your european empathy makes you supspecktable to emotional damage.
minus-squarewonderingwandererlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down3·23 days agoTIL empathy is a European thing. All the more reason to move to Europe. Unfortunately, I’m american, so by your logic I’ll just water my lawn with your tears…
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·23 days agoI think you’re taking the shitposting too seriously.
minus-squarewonderingwandererlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·23 days agoI think you’re taking the shitposting too seriously.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·23 days agoNice try, but if you were really american, you’d spell it conzequences.
minus-squarewonderingwandererlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 days agoNice business model. Silicone ice molds, sanitary and there’s no risk of tearing during extraction.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 days ago and there’s no risk of tearing during extraction. you can make something idiotproof, they’ll then invent a bigger idiot.
minus-squarewonderingwandererlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 days agoJust don’t rip it out like you’re starting a lawnmower, should be simple
minus-squareluciferofastora@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·23 days agoSorry, I just heard lawnmower, what do I do with all this blood now?
“Wah, I’m the British, and I’m upset about being colonized” that’s what you sound like
I’m american but the romans and french taught them how to do it.
And if anyone calls me british ever again there will be consequences
Oh no, an american threatening consequences. What are you going to do, impose tariffs?
I’ll cry really hard and make you feel bad because your european empathy makes you supspecktable to emotional damage.
TIL empathy is a European thing. All the more reason to move to Europe. Unfortunately, I’m american, so by your logic I’ll just water my lawn with your tears…
I think you’re taking the shitposting too seriously.
I think you’re taking the shitposting too seriously.
Wanna kiss?
Not even a little bit
This reply is art.
Nice try, but if you were really american, you’d spell it conzequences.
It’s spelt colonised
I would pronounce that “colon-iced”
Frozen butt plug
Nice business model. Silicone ice molds, sanitary and there’s no risk of tearing during extraction.
you can make something idiotproof, they’ll then invent a bigger idiot.
Just don’t rip it out like you’re starting a lawnmower, should be simple
Sorry, I just heard lawnmower, what do I do with all this blood now?
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