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minus-squarelugallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up124·8 个月前Pretty sure they will find a way to look good on paper while still doing more harm than good
minus-squaregoldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up57·8 个月前“In order to adequately test our new carbon capture system, obviously, we had to dump a couple trillion more tons of carbon into the atmosphere. Which, yeah, granted, does make it all that much more upsetting that the system didn’t actually work.”
minus-squareTimLovesTech (AuDHD)(he/him)@badatbeing.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·8 个月前They’ll all buy credits, problem solved!
minus-squarethesporkeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 个月前Can we rebrand normal taxation as Non Fungible Energy Credits??
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 个月前Considering that the USD is sometimes called the “petrodollar”, we’re just a name-change away.
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 个月前“We changed the legal definition of carbon and have saved the planet”
minus-squarepastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 个月前They already do! It’s called carbon credits
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 个月前They will probably overdo it, probably with iron fertilisation of the ocean, and start a fucking ice age.
Pretty sure they will find a way to look good on paper while still doing more harm than good
“In order to adequately test our new carbon capture system, obviously, we had to dump a couple trillion more tons of carbon into the atmosphere. Which, yeah, granted, does make it all that much more upsetting that the system didn’t actually work.”
They’ll all buy credits, problem solved!
Can we rebrand normal taxation as Non Fungible Energy Credits??
Considering that the USD is sometimes called the “petrodollar”, we’re just a name-change away.
“We changed the legal definition of carbon and have saved the planet”
They already do! It’s called carbon credits
They will probably overdo it, probably with iron fertilisation of the ocean, and start a fucking ice age.
It is a distinct possibility.