• Vespair@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    No one can defeat me*

    *In film, because my insecure ass literally makes it a stipulation of my contract that I cannot lose a fight.

    Dwayne is and always has been goofy AF and I’m glad other people are finally starting to realize it too

  • Nounka@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Depends on if it is a cagefight and sissors wants in to…

    Not even thinking about lizzard znd spock

  • lugal
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    8 months ago

    Plott twist: both fall into a fountain