• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Do I have to think of everything for y’all?

    • plug the disposal

    • use the disposal to make a cereal milkshake

    • drink the whole sink with a straw

    • eat the straw to keep it out of the landfill

    • fingerblast your butthole the next morning when you need the straw again