BE WITNESS TO MY HOMEGROWN POTATO
I’ve never planted them they must’ve come in from compost.
A fine specimen. Peelings are a possible source. There may be more lurking in the undergrowth.
POTATTTTTTTT
very neat
POTAT
Beeewderful.
That’s really cool. :)
Feeling much better. Inventory of my house turned up an abandoned bag that isn’t mine. Got my iPad and wallet back…and some paperwork with a name and address on it.
Just got off the phone with the crime scene people. They want that paperwork
What a certified genius this chick is
I’m so glad you got your stuff back and the main thing is that you’re ok
That is good news!
I am, you are, we are Australian 🇦🇺
cats have had second breakfast
time for second sleep
effects of codiene have finally worn off, no more rando bad dreams
Urrrgh. Why am I awake?
Honestly I couldn’t care what date Australia Day is held. But I can’t help but think no matter what date is chosen some people won’t be happy. Because changing the date doesn’t change history.
If someone doesn’t believe Australia as it stands now is valid so to speak, any attempt to celebrate it on any day is going to stick in their craw.
Ah going wakeboarding tomorrow, haven’t been since the Before Times so I imagine I’m going to be sore at on Sunday.
I just wish my fam wouldn’t organise it so last minute, but it’s hard when the weather is as fickle as it is
Last time I went wakeboarding (maybe 10 yrs ago) it ruined me. Really fun though.
RIP your arms :(
I love it, been doing it since I was a kid with my aunts, uncles, cousins, and Dad. My cousins are all overseas now though, so I reckon I can get a good sesh in. I’m hoping my muscle memory is still intact, I’m worried I won’t even be able to get up hahaha!
Oi get off the fuckin’ clothesline. You’ll break it.
Are you talking to yourself?
Yeah nah cobber. I’m jest gonna spam this joint today with classic Aussie sayings.
Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
Escitalopram 40mg, three lines of cocaine and a double espresso
💊☕️☕️
best we can do is cocacola 🥤🥤🥤
That’s just un-australian
that can be corrected by giving me australian citizenship
Granted.
Now here’s your new ability: 🧂💳👃
thank you sniff
Lemon myrtle crocodile with Warrigal Greens and lillipilly jam followed by quandong clafoutis
🍋🐊🥬🍒🍯🍒🥧
Decadence, thanks.
Eel fillets with a nardoo crumb coating, fried in duck fat and served with bush pepper sauce. And finger lime tea sweetened with hakea nectar.
Ooh. I’m not a massive eel fan but would try that.
⚡️🐟🍀🍞🦆🧈🧂🍯
🍋☕️🌸
Yumm. Thank you.
Getting fingerprint powder residue off my front door is a multi stage process. I’ve gone through scans of paper towel and have progressed to a face washer
The powder is carbon based and electrostatically charged a bit. So hand sanitizer may work in conjunction with face washer.
Magic sponge? Packing tape? Vodka? In case you run out of ideas.
Can I use Buddhism like a Sovereign citizen? I’m sorry officer, there is no self to fine, “I” do not exist.
Season 4 of True Detective is fantastic so far. Jodie Foster is such a pro.
I just had this weird urge to bake a cake but then I’ve remembered it’s a public holiday so I can’t get cake making stuff. Maybe Saturday.
I’d love some fresh warm cake.
I always keep stuff on hand to bake a basic cake and often have a cake mix on hand. You never know when that urge will arise!
Most shops are open, go ahead and have aaaallll the cake.
a fuck I was gonna go to savemore…
It turns out I ended up baking today as well. We made “Harry Potter bread”. It had nothing really to do with Harry Potter, just that we gave the bread lightning scars - which were then promptly hidden by dousing them in cheese.
It was fun and creative with the kids, that’s what was more important.
Thanks for the reminder, I need to use up the frozen leftover yolks in a choc chip cookie recipe
Feel the need to stare at the beach. Heading down the cost a bad idea today? The weather’s not super warm, so I’m of two minds about how busy it’ll be.
Some road closures about the place on the Bellarine on account of the Cadel Evans bike ride today.
feel the same
Can’t sleep despite feeling gross. Watched Hirokazu Koreeda’s Monster. That was one of his best by far, much less of the cloying sentimentality that always crops up at the end of his films and tarnishes the emotional impact of otherwise sensitively observed characters. Those kid actors were amazing, too. I was fully engrossed. Can’t believe I didn’t watch this earlier. Highly recommend. I also want to visit the town it was set in, so beautiful…
Back to attempting sleep and no dystopian nightmares tonight, thanks.