Answering the age old question…
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The stream isn’t always consistent and I ain’t got the patience to clean that shit up. Sittings easier.
Same here. Having to clean your own bathroom is a life-changing experience.
Even worse if there’s a pube wedged in the outflow pipe exit, splitting your stream into two completely random directions, neither of which being the bowl.
OPs restroom must be gross
No, cause he sits
At home I always sit. I don’t care how well endowed you are or how well you can aim, there’s always a bit of splash that I don’t want to deal with. In most people’s homes I’ll have the same decency to sit. Nobody wants to sit where someone’s pee has been, or clean that off the floor, etc. At work I’ll usually sit too, let’s be honest I’m probably going to scroll on my phone for a minute or two while I’m at it.
I rarely go to the bathroom in public, I’ll usually wait until I get home. For the few exceptions, I’ll almost always stand. Because some of those toilet seats, especially in men’s bathrooms, can be nasty.
As someone who has had to clean public restrooms, women’s bathrooms are worse.
That’s because all the pee washes away the other sins
It’s honestly baffling.
Even at work, this appeared to be the case based on what coworkers say.
Now I work at a place with a unisex bathroom, and it seems like we’ve eliminated all problems… except for that one person who uses the bathroom for 15 minutes while running the water.
Women hover no matter what
In public always use a urinal when peeing. At home always sit. Simple. I don’t like cleaning pee off the toilet, it’s disgusting.
A surprising number of respondents “Don’t know”
Yeah, like what leads to this decision? Handstand while peeing but too shy to tell?
“I’ve never really thought about it honestly 🤔. It just sort of happens on its own come to think of it. 🤔”
The bathroom blackout crowd
The diaper crowd.
Too embarrassed to say “in the shower.”
Coz “squatting to piss straight into a drain” wasn’t an option and they refused to add it when I asked.
id say idk because the real answer is pretty much never, but it’s hard to be sure
I think if you clean your own toilet you’ll never pee standing at home. It splashes everywhere, it’s so nasty.
As someone born without a penis it was always annoying to share bathrooms with people that pee standing/leave the lid up.
I sit exactly for this. I hate cleaning the splash, or the dirt the drying drops attract.
Public bathroom, is another history.
My fellow Americans, please try it. It’s much more peaceful in there, and you avoid the chatty kathies at the urinals. They don’t try to speak to you(1) when you’re in a stall.
(1) usually
Well Kathy needs to get out of the men’s room then, she can wait until I’m done peeing to have a chat.
You forgot that in the US all stalls seem to have these awkward 2 cm gaps. There is not much privacy to be had there.
More like 2.54 cm.
+ 3/4 french fry
No, but it’s usually enough to deter the chatterers
Chatting at the urinal is verboten in the US. It’s an unwritten rule. You’ll be the village pariah if you try.
Unless you’re at a dive bar, in which case it’s apparently mandatory.
My boss chatted me about a project at the urinal during our quarterly onsite a few months back. Wtf dude. Can you really not wait til we get back to the conference room‽
There are certain repeat offenders at my workplace
Tell them you’re trying something new for the new year: that your body faces those you talk to. If they start up a conversation while at the urinal, just rotate your body to face them. Because it’s important to focus your full attention when conversing. They’ll stop after the first time.
It’s only maybe acceptable in the rare instance that you walk into the restroom together with a friend mid-conversation
I’m really surprised by this, as someone in the “never” category I honestly didn’t realise there were men who sat down (obviously aside from physical disabilities), or that it would be a cultural thing. I’ve never thought about it.
In fact sometimes if I go for a “number two”, I will take it in two parts, pee standing up then sit down for the second part, or vice-versa. It’s just more comfortable like that.
How do you deal with all the pee splatter? Or do you piss on the sink? Or are you a dwarf?
Pissing while standing is only ok when a proper urinal is available. Pissing in toilet while standing imparts too much kinetic energy on the pee, causing violent splashing. Yes, even if you aim at an angle. And aim will always falter at the end anyway with decreasing water pressure…
Normal cleaning of toilet/bathroom areas deal with that kind of thing. It’s not like I’m pissing in the kitchen.
So in other words you regularly have to clean up piss.
People who sit to pee never have this issue. They never need to clean up piss because it never collects on surfaces.
Bathrooms should be cleaned regularly anyway, and not everyone is grossed out by pee.
Sure but there is absolutely no reason to clean your walls unless you’re getting piss on them.
I prefer not having to wash piss off my walls. Without the piss I have no reason to wash my walls.
The benefit is obvious.
People who sit to pee are still splashing the underside of the toilet seat, so there’s piss to cleanup for standers as well as sitters.
You are already cleaning that part anyway as apart of regular toilet cleaning. I’d rather stick to just having to clean that much rather then having to wash your walls and floor from all the piss that’s splashing on them
Flushing also spreads particles, do you never flush just so you don’t have to regularly clean your WC?
There is a significant difference between tiny microscopic particles you can’t even see vs clear visible piss droplets
You do realise that’s what the lid is for?? You close it and all the partucles end up on it and therefore make it easier to clean.
Here, do with this information what you want. The lid isn’t a 100% airtight seal.
Clean your damn WC.
Okay. I never claimed that you don’t need to clean it. Just makes the spread of the stuff you actually do clean smaller.
Power of the stream is a factor… As well as aim and your bowl geometry, some just splash more. I have the bladder of a squirrel, and generally splatter no more than a few drops on the toilet seat if I fail to raise it. My bestie will absolutely cover my bathroom in splatter.
I used to always stand. Once I realized that even with perfect aim, urine droplets will find their way to the floor and walls, I stopped. My toilet never smells like urine now, even if I haven’t cleaned it for a while (which is rare).
I do about half and half. Especially in the morning or in the middle of the night I sit. Don’t have to try to aim in the dark or when I’m half asleep.
I suspect also the men who are married with families tend to sit more than single guys.
I’m pro choice
I cant imagine spraying my floor with piss everyday.
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I have no problem spraying both of your floors with piss.
Now that’s what I call a can do attitude.
I can’t imagine someone who doesn’t learn how to aim their pee stream well enough to not spray piss all over their floor.
I also can’t imagine pulling my pants and underwear down to my knees every time I need to piss. Sorry ladies.
Show me how uneducated you are without saying how uneducated you are.
No matter how well you aim your gonna splash. Put a bucket with water next to the toilet and youll see all the spray that normally coats your floor
In public? Standing
At home? Sitting.
Just cuz.
Never sit on urinals
Hate when my balls dip into the blue.
Because at home comfort is king
Hot take: The majority of men splash pee on themselves on a regular basis.
It’s so predators know we’re coming. You know, to give them a sporting chance.
I have also come to realize that at home not only is more comfortable it is also no splashes whereas outside it is the other way around is much more sanitary and convenient. So best of both worlds.
I am not putting on my glasses and turning on the light at 4am. I’ll have a seat, it’s fine.
That’s pretty surprising seeing as German is the only language which has Sitzpinkler as an insult
I was surprised when I found out it was an insult. Assumed it was a fun German expression but did not consider it to be adjacent to soyboy or whatever.
Made me wonder if schadenfreude might be less fun in context than how English speakers use it. Like we tend to use it in the context of relatively minor misfortunes happening to others.
