I’m surprised there’s no interest

Als ich mir Caesar Salat bestellt habe war ich ja auch ein bisschen enttäuscht

> Kaufe VW Golf
> Gucke hinein
> wo golf

Lmao

Goodness, they might as well put a skirt on it

Yes, unfortunately pissing on my tumor didn’t make it go away, and now I am mildly infuriated and lost for options

Unfortunately I’m a very impatient person and sitting down takes more time

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Yes, I’ve had it this way ever since the Accident

And no, I am not sitting down to pee.

I live in a post communist country and I guess that communism could be described as a spectre in my life. Because I wasn’t around to experience it (I was born a decade after it fell), but especially when I was growing up you could still feel its legacy all around you. A lot of commie era infrastructure was still in an untouched state; same for people’s houses which all had the same commie furnature. And you could still feel the regime radiating from some people’s mindsets/personalities. And until the internet came and diluted it, a large part of the country’s body of monoculture originated from commie times. I’d say that only in the past ~12 years have I been able to go about life without encountering subtle reminders that my country hasn’t always been the way I grew up with it.

I’ve watched a ton of commie era films so I have an idea of how society worked, and I think if you teleported me there now, I’d be able to make my life work and to integrate. But I hated commie era films as a <teen because they made me imagine being teleported back into that time and the prospect made me feel very powerless and claustraphobic. Because of how remote society & culture were from what they are today (due to the isolation and constrained possibilities), in a way that western cultures weren’t.

The camera only makes you feel like a creep because they’ve told you it’s there.

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I know the feeling

You know it’s a vintage meme when you see a G+ button

Life hack: forbid yourself from checking the time on the way there. That way you won’t be able to keep checking to make sure you’ll be there on time (and hurrying as a consequence), and it’ll force you to set off long enough in advance.

Yes, the Czechs (us), but our stooges can be dealt with. They’re all bark no bite when it comes to being anti-EU (just like Slovakia’s guy).

Fehlen dir da nicht die Handstütze?

Well, at least he tried

I take solace in the fact that if my job got automated, a significant portion of the population would be in the same boat as me, so it wouldn’t be purely up to me to work something out.