Uhm, okay… that is seen as “World News” worthy here? Pretty sad, I think.

OK, I’m trying not to use amazon as much as possible but are these shopping days actually interesting ?

Dear valued customer:

Please purchase products on the designated day. In order to encourage you to do so we have given the designated day the trappings of a holiday or festive day to put your mind at ease and your money in our pockets.

Sincerely, your best friend ever,

Corporation