• blazeknave@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    American with bidet for 2.5 yrs. I hate shitting anywhere else now. Need a shower to get a new ass. Day is ruined.

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      10 months ago

      pro tip: get a mobile one. Its basically just a plastic bottle with a nozzle screwed on. Some even come with little travel bags.

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      10 months ago

      Installed one for my Filipina wife. Never used it myself. I have shit on that pot for months, still forget it’s there. Old habits die hard.

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          10 months ago

          I love how you’re being downvoted for having a personal opinion that harms no one but dares to go against the circlejerk.

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            10 months ago

            Yeah 2 of my close friends told me it was the greatest thing they’ve ever bought. I was very disappointed to say the least.

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              10 months ago

              I understand why you like it. I don’t understand why the other person isn’t allowed to dislike it. Does it harm anyone if he “smears shit into the rest of him”?

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          10 months ago

          I got one with a dryer that makes that a lot better. It does take too long to fully dry it though, so it’s this middle ground of not too wet to dry off, and not waiting forever for the dryer.

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          10 months ago

          OK guys – Think about this – What if you got shit on your hands or anywhere else on your body. Would you make this argument? Would you think that would be OK if someone told you they just wiped it off with a paper towel and went on about their day? no.

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            10 months ago

            For the sake of your septic system, please don’t flush those! Not even the ones that lie and say they are “flushable”…