Just wondering…
Cloudflare: We’re the single point of failure of the internet
Funny and relevant with it breaking the federation on kbin right now. Nice job.
Hopefully it will change. I’m aware that this is a temporary solution
This reminds me of a movie from the early 90s called Crazy People. An ad exec has a nervous breakdown and ends up in an institution. He accidentally sends off truthful ads that he and the other patients write, they get produced, and they are very successful. It was a pretty funny movie. Some examples of the campaigns
“Metamucil: It helps you go to the toilet. If you don’t use it, you’ll get cancer and die.”
“You may think phone service stinks since deregulation, but don’t mess with us, because we’re all you’ve got. In fact, if we fold, you’ll have no damn phones. AT&T - we’re tired of taking your crap!”
“Paramount Pictures presents ‘The Freak.’ This movie won’t just scare you, it will fuck you up for life.”
“Porsche. It’s a little too small to get laid IN, but you get laid the minute you get out!”
“Volvos, Yes they are boxy, but they’re safe”.
Those are oddly compelling.
They’re refreshing, really. I’d buy things with slogans like that.
I had completely forgotten about this movie until you mentioned it!
I recall there also being a Sony ad that focused on Japanese stereotypes and how they were shorter and therefore their eyes were closer to the chips they were building, and that made them better than western manufacturers, with some clips of westerners completely failing at their jobs; that one actually made me laugh out loud.
Edit: Found the clip - Sony - Because Caucasians are just too damn tall.
Comcast - You don’t have any other options.
ARMALITE: Mass Murder for the Masses
Google: Don’t be evil. We’ll know if you are.
KFC: It tastes like chicken
@kaupas24 BMW now our cars have DLCs and subscriptions.
Let’s add gamemification to the road!!!Nestle: doesn’t your tap water taste better in our plastic, anyway?
Nintendo: you’re gonna buy our game at full price on our console and you’re gonna like it.
Niantic: thanks for your data, now give us $5 for this 2 cents worth of content.
Target - Youll pay more to avoid Walmart.
Lego: the same product since the fifties, and that’s actually a good thing
Lego: Same great plastic; now with all your favorite Hollywood franchises!
Reddit: The Front Page of the Internet (maintained by suckers for free)
Adidas - Because our founder’s full name sounds inappropriate
Shein, Clothes by kids for kids.
Nissan- yeah, our cars are cheap-ish, and we finance ANYONE, but that’s so we can butt-fuck you on parts when our cars inevitably break, repeatedly.
Applebee’s: When you want a skillet meal, but can’t be bothered to heat it yourself
Why microwave food myself when I can go to Applebee’s for (triple) microwaved food?
