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Cake day: June 9th, 2023

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  • Criticize the critical voice right back.

    “Hey, brain, if you’re gonna make a diss track about me, learn to rhyme better. Your rhymes suck. I mean seriously, ‘incel’ and ‘Metamucil’? Dude. ‘Pencil’ was right there. Or ‘skin cell’. Hey, that could even be a pun, like, you’re gonna be an incel, dick like a pencil, trapped in the hell of a thin-skinned skin cell. Come on, do better.”










  • FRED: Hello, what’s this?
    BOB: Oh, that? That’s the butt baker button.
    FRED: The … butt baker button?
    BOB: The butt baker button!
    FRED: What’s the butt baker button?
    BOB: Oh, the butt baker button bakes your butt!

    TOGETHER:
    Oh, the butt baker button bakes your butt,
    Yes, the butt baker button bakes your butt!
    If your butt’s cold and unbakéd
    You don’t have to get it naked
    The butt baker button bakes your butt!