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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

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Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • LouNeko@lemmy.world
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    That would be such a flex. You’re driving through the desert with you tank full of water and people around you are dying of dehydration.

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      *swimming through the desert in your tank

      • Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world
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        Well I swim through the desert in a tank with no name…

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          It felt good to be out of the rain in the wet tank blob blob blob

    • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      A fridge company transport a metric ton of ice through the Sahara as a publicity stunt. Fun video

      spoiler

      The water was contained with asbestos but they also transported medice and salted fish.

    • Igloojoe@lemm.ee
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      Driving around in a hot tub!

  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    When this tank gets hit by a shell:

    Why is there smoke coming out of your tank, Seymour?

    Oh ho, no! That isn’t smoke, it’s steam! Steam from the steamed tanks we’re having! Mmm, steamed tanks!

    • InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works
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      Wait, so a shell hits a tank and it superheats the air inside? Is that real?

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        Only if you’re trying to prepare an unforgettable luncheon and are within view of the Aurora Borealis. /ncd

        The water would heat up and boil slowly and eventually if there was a fire occuring on the outside of the tank.

        If it is hit in an area which causes the tank’s armaments to explode into the crew cabin then yes you would have a Russian Instant Pot…

  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    You can pee wherever/whenever you want.

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      Correction: you can no longer drink the water.

      • Venat0r@lemmy.world
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        Bear Grylls has entered the chat

        • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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          Bear Grylls has entered a hotel

      • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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        Was that really your first inclination?

        • casmael@startrek.website
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          ;)

      • NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
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        It’ll take awhile before even some dehydrated piss will cause dangerous levels in a tank full of water.

    • MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com
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      deleted by creator

  • Andonno@lemmy.world
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    can drink the water

    As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.

    • BulbasaurBabu@lemmings.world
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      Is it though? Technically, they can drink the water, but nobody said it would be a good experience to do so

      • kase@lemmy.world
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        ✅ Can drink the water.

        ❎ Should drink the water.

    • vivadanang@lemm.ee
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      random question: why are tank interiors painted white?

      • Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works
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        hide the cum stains

        • vivadanang@lemm.ee
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          plausible…

      • KptnAutismus@lemmy.world
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        better visibility, reflects what little light there is in the tank (i think)

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    Don’t die of spall, but die extra quick of shockwaves transmitted through water.

    • Contramuffin@lemmy.world
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      Simple solution: we’ll have a fishtank, but filled with air. Put it in the watertank to make the watertank mk. 2: the airwatertank tank

      • 𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lol
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        Love it. Here’s $5 billion dollars and a years supply of cocaine. I need these operational stat! Question, will more cocaine speed up or slow down the production? Fuck it, here’s more cocaine.

      • InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works
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        Better: Spaced armor, except instead of air, its water.

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        A tank designed by Bill Wurtz.

    • Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works
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      put some weighted (i.e. neutrally buoyant) ballpit balls in the water to disperse the shockwave.

    • N0body@sh.itjust.works
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      Make the hatch a spout and put a cope cage on top.

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      And the British version will be able to make tea much easier.

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    A fish tank, if you will

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    I can’t wait to join the Army Diver Armored Division.

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      Maybe it’s a navy tank?

      • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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        SONAR CONTACT BEARING 322, DEPLOYING ABRAMS.

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          Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.

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            COMRADE CAPTAIN, UNKNOWN AMERICAN CONTACT DIVING 50 METERS A SECOND AND TRACKS ARE CAVITATING.

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      I wanna be an ARMDIVARMDIV!

  • Captain@sh.itjust.works
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    Love the emotional support fish

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    Welcome to Marines. Literally.

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    Water doesn’t compress. The tank operators don’t need their internal organs, right?

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      Just leave the hatch open a little bit.

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        Gotta keep it sealed though if you don’t want all those until-recently-internal organs to slosh out.

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      Throw on a few water hammer arrestors from the hardware store, problem solved.

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      Isn’t that good? It sounds like it’s creating a shield? I’m pretty sure I’m right, I say ship it.

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        ship it.

        Only if it deploys other tanks. Otherwise you’d boat it.

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      Let’s not get bogged down in details, alright? We can work out the smaller kinks over time.

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      Functional internal organs? What kind of credible defense bullshit is that? GTFO

    • skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deM
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      From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine

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    We don’t need emotional support fish, we need tank operator fish

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      the loader dolphin project was a failure

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    One bullet hits the body and the crew goes deaf.

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      Earplugs

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        Do they make those for lungs?

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          Lungplugs

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            Plungs.

            No wait, that’s terrible.

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    I’m not like an army guy, but I did get to ride around in a tank once, and based on that experience I’m in favor of this idea.

    Everything was very hot inside the tank, the water will help with that a lot.

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      Eventually the water is just gonna start getting to boiling temperature and no one will notice because of the frog thing.

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    And you get a hot tub from all of the heat! Awesome!

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